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posted by Seanthehedgehog
рис, райс
Rice
Why don't we go check on рис, райс Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
рис, райс & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let Ты go, after we get our money.

The Далее morning, in a hotel

Cop 1: *looking at money*
NYPD cheif: Well, Ты did great tracking down the crook who украл, палантин all this dough. Now we take it down to headquarters.
Cop 1: Alright, let's take my car.

The two ponies then left the apartment, and were on their way to headquarters, but the cop wanted to stop at a car wash

Cop 1: I need to wash my car.
NYPD Cheif: What about the money?
Cop 1: It's in the trunk. *drives up to cashier*
Cashier: Full wash, или regular?
Cop 1: Regular.
Cashier: $1.50
Cop 1: *pays for car wash*

The cop's car went into the car wash, and then, Rice's gang moved in to get the money.

gangsters: *put cuffs on doorhandles*
Cop 1: *still going through car wash*
Gangsters: *unlock trunk*
NYPD Cheif: Hey. Someponies are behind our car!
Cop 1: There's a hook moving this car! I can't go backwards!
Gangsters: *take off*
NYPD Cheif: After them!! *tries to open door*
Cop 1: *tries to open door* They put handcuffs on the doorhandles!!
NYPD Cheif: We can't get out?
Cop 1: NO!

Later that afternoon

Mob boss: Ok. Now will Ты let me go?
Rice: Sure. *drives into train yard*
Mob boss: What are Ты doing?
Rice; Letting Ты go. That's what Ты wanted right? *stops car*
Clint: Get out *pushes mob boss*
Rice: *drives away*
Mob boss: *Stands up* Ты motherbuckers!!

2 B continued
 Cop 1's car
Cop 1's car
 Clint
Clint
in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again by the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i L L a L L p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her постель, кровати panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...
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The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit


Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A секунда later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Любовь shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier by window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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posted by flippy_fan210
If Ты don't like/know creepypasta, Ты won't like this.



Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of пиво and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben сказал(-а) as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...
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Source: deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, или fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do Ты plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...
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Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: Ты too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The день is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when Ты need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would Ты gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On вверх of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do Ты hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian пони 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where Ты were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied Ты to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...
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The Далее день came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this день was song composing (on Музыка period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz сказал(-а) to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...
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posted by Canada24
"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think Ты might be overreacting" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.


COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I Остаться в живых my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure Ты know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told Ты that Ты should......
Spike:Oh,why the сено, сена don't Ты stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get Ты a mice hole,for Ты to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: Ты had to kill him. Ты couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well Ты better if Ты want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a пони named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: Ты know what you're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, Ты ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami