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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King кобра and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, by the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her Друзья captured by King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes octopus, Toopie.

Snowflake: (Sniffing) I shouldn't have gone after that stupid vial. If I hadn't, I would be with my friends!

Toopie: Plooo!

Snowflake: Now, I'm the only hope for all of Equestria. Cloudsdale is captured, and soon so will the Crystal Empire. All is lost.

She put her head in her hooves and sobbed. For half an час she sat, wallowing in self pity, when great wings flapped in the air. Fearing an attack from above, Snowflake hid in the bushes. In the small clearing where she had sat, a giant bird landed. His feathers were a bright orange; even in the pitch black night they shone. In a raspy voice, he began to speak.

Bird: Pony, are Ты there? Come on out, I want to speak with you.

Snowflake: (Not moving) What do Ты want?

Bird: Freedom, same as you. My name is Rocko, and I am a Cock-of-the-Rock. I watched from my high насест, окунь how your Друзья valiantly fought, but were quickly subdued. My superb eyesight was able to spot Ты coming into the forest as well. Pity overcame me, and I decided to help you. Are Ты really the only one left strong enough to fight the King?

Snowflake: (Stepping cautiously out of the brush) I am Snowflake, and yes, I am. At least, the only one free to fight him.

Rocko: (Crowing softly with laughter) Ra-ra-ra! Ты are funny, my little pony.

Snowflake: Why do Ты laugh?

Rocko: Don't Ты know? A way to fight the King's spell, other than destroying him, is with Cock-of-the-Rock saliva!

Snowflake: (Excitedly) So Ты can help my friends?

Rocko: (Flapping anxiously) No no no! The King can quickly subdue me with his venom!

Snowflake: But he will only put Ты under his spell.

Rocko: Wrong! He knows about my saliva. He can change his venom sac from mind controlling to murderous poison!

Snowflake: Hmm... Well, that may be so, but we can probably recruit others. My teacher is locked away in a prison cell in Cloudsdale. Even you, with your brilliant feathers, can hide in this eternal darkness.

Rocko: Snowflake, I will help you. (Extending out his wing) Climb onto my back, so that we may get there as fast as possible.

Snowflake: Are Ты sure?

Rocko: Just get on!

Snowflake gently retrieved Toopie, and clambered onto the giant bird's back. Stretching his wings, the bird took off into the night sky, bound for Cloudsdale.

Back to Twilight's house, to the evil presence of King Cobra.

King Cobra: (Knocking Книги to the floor) Blast all of these novels! Doesn't she do anything but read?

Sentry: Perhaps she loses herself in them.

King Cobra: (Snarling) Nobody asked you! How are the new prisoners?

Sentry: They are still getting... Broken. They will soon be ready to be subject to your rule.

King Cobra: Excellent. Do not kill them, but do make them еще willing to serve me. Bring in Red Rose!

The Sentry, bowing, exited the living room. A few минуты later, the sentry and two others dragged in an angry pony.

King Cobra: Welcome, wife of King Sombra!

Red Rose: Bite my sword, Ты monster!

King Cobra: (Hissing with delight) Now now, don't be like that. I'm trying to make small talk with you.

Red Rose: I have nothing to say to you.

King Cobra: Oh, how I wish I could bite you, and watch Ты suffer. But, I will save that for another time. (Turning to Sentry) Take her away, and break her even further! Bring in the teacher when Ты return!

The Sentries left, and one returned with a frightened teacher.

Cheerilee: Please, I-I-I didn't mean to offend Ты by rebelling!

King Cobra: Relax, there's no reason to be afraid. (Coiling around the poor pony) Just relax.

Cheerilee: (Whispering now) Please.....

King кобра plunged his fangs into her, holding his grip. Gallon after gallon of poison swept into her system. After four pumps, he removed his fangs. She stood there, shaking like a leaf in the wind. Suddenly, her body contracted, snapping her spine in two. The remains of her body shriveled up into an empty husk, a hollow shell of the poor pony. King кобра cackled in laughter, spreading his капот, худ proudly. The Sentries, struck anew with fear, bowed repeatedly to the Tyrant, chanting, "King Cobra! King Cobra! King Cobra!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the месяц is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad жопа, попка reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: Ты won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: Ты won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?

Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Голоса from Shining Armor. Thank Ты Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Иисус has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then Переместить our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and радуга Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Ты were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Ты in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Ты saying Ты KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Болталка words to make this Статья long enough....
радуга Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was еще like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To радуга Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits Далее to me* What are Ты reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do Ты say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped by Communists, and almost died by a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are Ты sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED ром all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To Ты maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? Ты guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what Ты say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. Ты going...
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I thought I would have еще ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)

I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she сказал(-а) yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, папиллон, покрытый сосочками was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: Ты shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the радуга magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. Актёрское искусство innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a пони named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have Ты got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....
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