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Bells rang all around Хэллоуин town, and the mayor was driving around in his car

Mayor: Town meeting!! Town meeting!!
Ponies: *going to town hall*
Mayor: Town meeting!
Sally: *going to townhall*
Ponies: *going in*
Clown: *passes on unicycle*
Sally: *nearly gets hit* Whoa!
Mayor: *Returns* And now, fillies and gentlecolts. We present to Ты Jack Skellington
Ponies: YAHH! *Clapping hooves*
Jack: *Arrives on stage* Listen everypony

Another song link

Jack: There are objects so peculiar they were not to be believed
All around things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen, and as hard as I try.. I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream

But Ты must believe when I tell Ты this
It's as real as my skull, and it does exist.
Here, let me Показать Ты *grabs present*
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
Werewolf pony: A box? Is it steel?
Vampire pony: Are there locks?
Vampire пони 2: Is it filled with a pox?
Vampire пони 3 A pox? How delightful, a pox!
Jack: If Ты please. Just a box with bright colored paper, and the whole thing's topped with a bow.
Witches: A bow? But why? How ugly! What's in it? What's in it?
Jack: That's the point of the thing not to know.
Clown pony: It's a bat!
Fat pony: Will it bend?
Clown: It'a a rat!
Fat pony: Will it break?
Clown: Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake!
Jack: Listen now, Ты don't understand. That's the point of Canterlot. Now, pay attention. We pick up an oversized носок *hangs sock* And hang it like this on a wall.
дерево pony: Oh yes, does it still have a foot?
Witch: Is it rotted, and covered with gook?
Jack: Let me explain. There's no foot inside, but there's candy, или sometimes it's filled with small toys.
Teenage pony: Small toys?
Changeling: Do they bite?
Teenage pony: Do they snap?
Changeling: или explode in a sack?
Teenage pony: или perhaps they just spring out, and scare fillies, and colts.
Mayor: What a splendid idea, this Рождество sounds fun. I fully endorse it! Let's try it at once.
Jack: Everyone please, now not so fast. There's something here that Ты don't quite grasp. Well, I may as well give them what they want. And the best I confess, I have saved for the least. For the ruler of Canterlot, is a fearless princess with a mighty voice. At least that's what I've come to understand. And I've also heard it told, like's she's something to behold. She's big, and white when she sets out to slay with her raingear on, carting bulging sacks with her big great arms, that is so, I've heard it said. And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight she flies into the light like a стервятник, гриф in the sky, and they call her. Celestia.
Ponies: *cheer*
Jack: *goes off stage* Well at least they're excited, but they don't understand that special kind of feeling... In Canterlot. Oh well.

2 B continued
The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a Переместить on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...
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The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black чай into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to Переместить very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...
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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held by Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both Любовь and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Храбрая сердцем enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we Присоединиться them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are Ты not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small пони named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria год 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown халат, одеяние which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do Ты see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. еще serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a пони there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
On Battlefield (ok еще on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* вишня and Tulip... congratulations Ты have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What Ты gonna do
FireDash...
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great день in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. By day, they would be filled with energy. By night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: Ты shall work with радуга Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want Ты two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with Ты all the way.

So the two of us went toward a Магазин that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, Ты steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane пони in the секунда story to take out his heavy machine gun and open огонь at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to Переместить the турель, башня, башенка and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action винтовка and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun by a few feet. 
 радуга Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" радуга Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the оранжевый filly says to her sister. "And! .....if Ты get out of постель, кровати I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus сказал(-а) with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her радуга sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
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 Yes I did make a Название screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the Назад H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so радуга Dash appeared,...
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Let's start with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: яблоко bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes радуга dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Ты just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Чтение creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a Шоколад rain cloud, squeezed it, and Шоколад молоко came into the glass. As he threw the облако to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. Ты need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord или else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a Список of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I Любовь music. It's my absolute Избранное part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this Список rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical Музыка rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any пони that would attempt...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", сказал(-а) Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed by the замок and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", сказал(-а) Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every пони in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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радуга Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are Ты lovely pegasus?" радуга Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" радуга scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. радуга looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time радуга Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So Ты recongize me by my colours eh?" радуга nodded. Then she...
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