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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do Ты see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to Поиск for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, или big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
яблоко Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)

Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.

Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't Ты drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a пони that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before Ты drink that, why don't Ты try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*

Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.

Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*

In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.

P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell Ты what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help Ты whether Ты like it или not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the перчатка, перчатки compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens перчатка, перчатки compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.

2 B continued
 The yellow mare in the poker game
The yellow mare in the poker game
Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did Ты spend it all пиво again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that день came and went after Ты gave yourself...
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I thought I would have еще ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have еще annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Друзья want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro секунды after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are еще или less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Друзья in their Избранное tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose рубашка and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Любовь had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired by The Любовь in the Night by Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, Ты heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if Ты don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank Ты for Чтение and enjoy!

* * *

Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her замок in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of Любовь craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once Ты wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Остаться в живых everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported by EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to Показать Ты the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As Ты all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No еще meat for you.
Applejack: Ты were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and Ты thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all Ты got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't Ты ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, Ты worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near радуга Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend by my parents until mlp came out.your Показать helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one день i can work with Ты guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are еще like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if Ты can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your Фан AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that радуга Dash?

Twi: Did радуга Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. Ты don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly радуга Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field Сообщить on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good день VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why Ты got created. Ты see on surface we have a body armor/mech или rather nano Форс-мажоры called пони Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any пони to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of минуты early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing by his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the огонь house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about радуга Dash?
Rarity: радуга Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
??? - Its over Ты won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created Ты *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why Ты killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait Ты WONT-
Dan - In other timelines Ты won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. Ты genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll...
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