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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do Ты see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to Поиск for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, или big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
яблоко Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)

Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.

Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't Ты drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a пони that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before Ты drink that, why don't Ты try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*

Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.

Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*

In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.

P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell Ты what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help Ты whether Ты like it или not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the перчатка, перчатки compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens перчатка, перчатки compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.

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 The yellow mare in the poker game
The yellow mare in the poker game
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.

Sean: Ты know it's not really a safety car if Ты keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But Ты don't need to crash into us. Ты f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are Ты talking about? Your car...
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Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a Любовь story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was holding a meeting in the train yard. Everyone was there, even Nikki, and Meadow, because they arrived in a train delivering fuel to the Union Pacific.

Pete: Alright. I know our fuel supply has been very low, but today, that's all going to change. The Southern Pacific has sent a train over to us, that has *Counts the cars on Nikki's train* Fifteen? *Whispers to Nikki* I thought Ты сказал(-а) there would be twenty five tank cars carrying fuel on your train.
Nikki: Sorry, but we're short on fuel as well....
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked by all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most Фаны label Iron Will as a...
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posted by alinah_09
____________________________
"Miss Shade!"

A voice called out to me from behind,sound of hoofsteps with it,coming closer. I turned around to see who it is and saw оранжевый hair and изумруд green eyes...directly in front of my face.

"Wahhh!" I stumbled backwards. The figure in front of me laughed and immediately held out her hoof,I pouted and proceeded to grab the offered hoof-but in that instance,a flash came over me and suddenly the пони offering her hoof out to me became non other than my best friend...Tropic. I widened my eyes and at that moment I could feel tears gloss my eyes,still staring...
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be еще serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...
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Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have Ты here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, радуга Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) Ты can call me "anything Ты want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but Ты could call me "anything Ты want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: Ты should have some to keep Ты awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: Ты stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. Ты need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are Ты going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten минуты until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...
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LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary пони folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? 
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse Ты do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Me, and радуга Dash found my scooter. It was stolen by some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go Главная Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...
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When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... Ты know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of пони would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of радуга Dash, do Ты remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....
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Me, and радуга Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why Ты shouldn't eat Капкейки on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a пони was eating a кекс on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked by some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of Фан fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do Ты mean Ты don't know? What caused Ты to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are Ты going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two Избранное duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most Избранное one in my Далее article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and радуга Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got радуга Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, радуга Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I пересекать, крест the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just Далее to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt Показать Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B by the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go еще into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are Ты talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll Переместить his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit Ты could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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