While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a пони dressed as a clown.
Bob: So, what exactly can I help Ты with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Ты mean by that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Ты ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Ты ever realize that the reason they laugh at Ты is because of what Ты do?
Clown: What are Ты talking about?
Bob: They way Ты dress, what Ты do for a living, and some of the things that Ты do.
Clown: Are Ты suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank Ты Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This пони is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that жеребенок, кольт in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees жеребенок, кольт in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like Ты to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 год old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that Ты think he hit Ты on purpose.
12 год old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell Ты the truth, he didn't.
12 год old: What are Ты talking about?!
Bob: Ты know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, или pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 год old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 год old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, Ты two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do Ты want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Эй, Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are Ты doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see Ты before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank Ты Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if Ты need anything else.
Howard: Ты don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. Ты don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and Ты know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see Ты when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking вперед to it.
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Bob: So, what exactly can I help Ты with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Ты mean by that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Ты ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Ты ever realize that the reason they laugh at Ты is because of what Ты do?
Clown: What are Ты talking about?
Bob: They way Ты dress, what Ты do for a living, and some of the things that Ты do.
Clown: Are Ты suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank Ты Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This пони is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that жеребенок, кольт in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees жеребенок, кольт in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like Ты to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 год old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that Ты think he hit Ты on purpose.
12 год old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell Ты the truth, he didn't.
12 год old: What are Ты talking about?!
Bob: Ты know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, или pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 год old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 год old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, Ты two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do Ты want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Эй, Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are Ты doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see Ты before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank Ты Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if Ты need anything else.
Howard: Ты don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. Ты don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and Ты know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see Ты when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking вперед to it.
2 B continued
