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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a пони dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help Ты with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do Ты mean by that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did Ты ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did Ты ever realize that the reason they laugh at Ты is because of what Ты do?
Clown: What are Ты talking about?
Bob: They way Ты dress, what Ты do for a living, and some of the things that Ты do.
Clown: Are Ты suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank Ты Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This пони is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that жеребенок, кольт in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees жеребенок, кольт in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like Ты to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 год old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that Ты think he hit Ты on purpose.
12 год old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell Ты the truth, he didn't.
12 год old: What are Ты talking about?!
Bob: Ты know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, или pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 год old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 год old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, Ты two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do Ты want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* Эй, Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are Ты doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see Ты before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank Ты Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if Ты need anything else.
Howard: Ты don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. Ты don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and Ты know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see Ты when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking вперед to it.

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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked by those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but Эй, I won't give Ты any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so Ты can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are Ты helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel Ты will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Показать yourself and stop using radio Ты are pissing me...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one еще time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' еще to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be еще to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And радуга Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much еще serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the день to день activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Ты know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Ты were supposed to make them laugh Ты idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen Ты here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to постель, кровати with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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