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Don't Eat Капкейки On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

радуга Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was еще like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

радуга Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To радуга Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
радуга Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: Why are Ты just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
радуга Dash: What did Ты do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
радуга Dash: Scoots, Ты okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
радуга Dash: Ты do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
радуга Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a пони that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Ты like it или not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, Ты got a point there. How about, we have Ты further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Ты like it или not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, радуга Dash was not happy with me.

радуга Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a кекс today.
радуга Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn Ты not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
радуга Dash: I think we should Переместить back to the облако house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Three

posted by karinabrony

I was sitting in my bed, staring into space. I was waiting until 8:15. It was barely 8:00. I turned around to look at the three stones. I got off my постель, кровати and started to get ready. By the time I put on my coat, it was 8:10. I ran to the door and closed it.

As I walked outside, I heard strange noises. I ignored them as I passed by bushes. As I walked a bit faster, I tripped over a дерево stump. Right there by it was a very beautiful red and radiant diamond. I tilted my head. I put my hand to it and at that moment, a grey snake with red shading at the вверх of its head grabbed it. I stood there, wondering...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.

Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when Ты go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?

Inside the station...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading Главная in an час after a long день of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: или at least...

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Silver Tune's Story 30

posted by _Laugh_

Silver Tune giggled with Trixie. Blue Beat was still confused. He noticed that Snow Flake and Coffee Creme's faces were very pale. He cleared his throat.

BB: Coffee Crème.. Snow Flake.. Are Ты two okay?
SF: O-
Trixie: Of course they are, Blue Beat!
BB: But they look pa-
Trixie: They're just tired! Right, girls?!
CC: *nods* Indeed we are.
BB: Oh.. Okay, do-
Trixie: ANYWAYS. Why don't we all have a Пение contest?!
SF: A Пение contest? Why on e-
Trixie: *growls*
SF: O-Oh y-yeah! Let's do it!
Trixie: Why don't your start, Silver Tune?
ST: Nah. Coffee Crème, Ты start.
CC: Oh! *smiles* Ok-
Trixie: NOO!!!...

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ADVENTURE PONIES BUCK YEAH

posted by TotalDramaFan60

WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: Эй, ponies wanna go on a bucking пони adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, радуга Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, радуга and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did Ты say Ты were bucking scared? (...................)

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Applejack's Double Life part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Applejack, and Braeburn got to the station, they could see the Flim Flam brothers with Applebloom.

Applejack: Applebloom, come here now!
Applebloom: *Runs to Applejack*
Karl: Nope! *grabs Applebloom* Where do Ты think you're going?
Applebloom: APPLEJACK!!
Kyle: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Hides behind cart*
Braeburn: *Shoots at Kyle*
Flim: Our train is here.
Flam: *Shoots wheel off cart*
Applejack: *Shoots Flam* APPLEBLOOM!
Applebloom: APPLEJACK! *Being pulled into train*
Dexter: Shut up *Gets Applebloom into train*
Applejack: We gotta get on that train. *Runs to station*
Braeburn: *Follows...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 15 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.

Pete: Excellent work Ты two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work день is over, see Ты tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*

Meanwhile in Omaha

Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-

Song: link

Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey....

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Under Pressure Part 17

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune and Black Rose sat on the bus, happily listening to music. They already listened to every song, so Silver Tune spoke. "I actually think it was pretty fun today, after getting soaking wet." Black Rose laughed and said, "It was a good day." They waved to each other. Black Rose walked Главная and started to dry herself. She was wet, so she didn't want to go to the plan the carnival like that. When she was done, her mind went blank. She forgot Mr.Jingles. She hurried out the door with her backpack and ran to School. She burst through the hallways, and went to her locker. When she opened...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride

posted by NocturnalMirage

Summer Pride

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 1: Prologue

Hmm... starless, desolate night... cold darkness that pierces through your bones... so grim, so depressing... so real... wouldn't Ты agree? Do Ты hear it? The strange noises that travel with the winds... If Ты clear your mind and listen carefully, Ты can hear the whispers of our ancestors through the time... After all, that is what we all are... just whispers in the dark... So, let's whisper together, Ты and I...

Do Ты believe in fate? Do Ты believe everything we do is already written and we couldn't have done things...

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Silver Tune's Story 24

posted by _Laugh_

Ever since Trixie got sent to the principal's office, she never appeared at school. 4 months had past since the fight, and still no sign of her.

Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She realized that now, her life was beautiful. She had no enemies. Although she did not have much friends, she had her two loyal best friends. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake. What about her parents, Ты ask. Well, still no sign of them. But, Silver Tune didn't worry about that. She had a big sister who loved her very much and took care of her.

With Trixie out of Silver Tune's life, she could finally look at herself...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 14 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The радуга

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...

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пони Fight Ch. 5 part 2 Rumbling machine

posted by Dragon4322

,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking cannon"

Twilight was surprised to see a tank and several boxes of artillery shells. Sparkle rushed over to the gate and told the guard she needed Spike to help her. As the stallion opened the gate, the assistant hurried to his friend. ,"What do Ты need my help with Twi?" the dragon asked. ,"I need Ты to steer a tank" when the librarian сказал(-а) this, Spike's eyes broadened and his mouth opened in astonishment. ,"uh....okay" he сказал(-а) nervously.

The dragon took a peek and awed at the metal giant that stood before him. At that exact moment a voice echoed ,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're Актёрское искусство like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a Название that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now Ты just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye:...

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пони Fight Chapter 1

posted by Dragon4322

she sighed and understood..

We didn't know what we were getting into....My name is Scootaloo. I've been through so much since that war. When i say war, I mean the brutal conflict of battles I fought, My friend Sweetie Belle managed to enlist with me. Here's the story: On a night like no other, I was Загрузка my винтовка and putting the штыковой, штык on it. I pulled the bolt back then pushed it back in place ,"Scootaloo are Ты ready to charge at the changelings?" Sweetie Belle asked me. I nodded and prepared. They blew the whistle to signal us to charge. I ran as fast as i could uphill and fired a shot at a changeling armed with...

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Silver Tune's Story 19

posted by _Laugh_

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake walked toward Trixie. Trixie rolled her eyes and sighed. She stared at the two angry ponies.

CC: Excuse me, Trixie, may we have a word with you?
Trixie: Why, of course.
SF: Who are Ты going to the prom with? Huh?
Trixie: Strong Charger, duh.
CC: What about Blue Beat? *raises eyebrow*
Trixie: *gulps* I.. I don't know what you're talking about.
SF: Of course Ты do.
Trixie: *growls*
CC: Strong Charger would never want to go to the prom with you.
SF: And Blue Beat is a nerd. Ты just want him to do your homework.
Trixie: Listen, Ты two brats, step out of my way. Strong Charger...

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Middle School part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Leo

Do Ты remember that nursery rhyme about Jack Sprat, and his wife? Neither of them ate the same thing, but between the two of them, they got the job done. That's kind of like with me, and Leo, except the fat, and lean are words, and pictures. Make sense? I do the talking, and Leo takes care of the drawings.

Leo speaks to me sometimes, but that's about it. Conversation just isn't his thing. If Leo wanted to tell Ты your house was on fire, he'd draw a picture to Показать you. But he's a great artist, and if it's true that a picture's worth a thousand words, then my buddy Leo has еще to say then...

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Octavia Unchained part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do Далее is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single пони in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: Ты must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can Ты tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are Ты doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy Ты an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the...

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Cold War Episode 1 The Last Winter Night.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Snow... the butyfull small think... but make fillies happy... stars... have magic powers... and make happy everypony... Stars plus snow is a great idea... The winter night... too..."

Dan : Ты got EVERYTHINK!
Shadow : I think I have
Dan : great... lets go *run to door*
Shadow : Is this a good idea?
Dan : dont worry just follow!

Dan, Shadow and Natalia present

Cold War

Episode 1

The Winter Night

"Did I say... who I am... no? that too bad... Im the one who creat somethink that make ponies hurt... I - am - DEAD"

Dan - oh comon
Shadow - uhuh *run*
Dan - ok... w here...
From Snow comes big castle... from ice...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 11 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: Ты all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of Ты need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do Ты do that?
Pete: Ты got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. Ты can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your день off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...