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радуга Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was еще like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

радуга Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To радуга Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
радуга Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: Why are Ты just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
радуга Dash: What did Ты do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
радуга Dash: Scoots, Ты okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
радуга Dash: Ты do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
радуга Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a пони that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Ты like it или not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, Ты got a point there. How about, we have Ты further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Ты like it или not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, радуга Dash was not happy with me.

радуга Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a кекс today.
радуга Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn Ты not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
радуга Dash: I think we should Переместить back to the облако house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have Ты ever played this game...
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While I was with Con, and Discord, радуга Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. Ты are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well Ты know what? If Ты won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...
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So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and радуга Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched by Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican пони 63*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Mexican пони 67*
Mexican пони 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican пони 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
Rainbow Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
Rainbow Dash: Aren't Ты too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
Rainbow Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess....
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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours назад on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the пони Alliance? They know еще about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...
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posted by LightningHeartz
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.

" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do Ты want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what пони would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.

I Любовь parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old дерево house. The Далее день only twelve ponies showed but boy did she Показать them a good time!

After the party a сердце with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
posted by Moon-Dust12
 Moon Dust
Moon Dust
Hello people

I have decided to give Ты all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!


Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named дерево Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born by Princess Luna.
Luna сказал(-а) she found Moon Dust in the snow by the замок with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna сказал(-а) she sensed great power from this filly. дерево Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. дерево Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a радуга mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named радуга Wing. By then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Единороги and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
 Luna
Luna
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 44

A Letter To Applewood

July 20, 1955

Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.

Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: Ты didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that Ты can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, Ты are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Double Scoop pulled up by the park. It was overwhelmingly hot out, but it was nice and cool inside the ice cream truck. He saw a group of fillies and colts dashing towards the ice cream truck, eager for ice cream. Suddenly, the shout of an enraged mare filled the air. “Piano Key! Violin Bow! Get away from there, he could be a жеребенок, жеребёнок molester!” two fillies dropped away from the crowd, frightened and ran towards the superstitious mare, along with five others, who also looked frightened или uncertain. Only a mare and a filly that were probably sisters still sauntered towards the truck. “Hi,...
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Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a пони working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the пони over there Чтение the magazine, and some of his Друзья were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The пони Чтение the magazine, walked away, and got to an оранжевый car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
As Aqua Marine and Pinkie Pie were hoofing their way to Sweet яблоко Acres, there was something going on in Canterlot, in Celestia's castle.

Golden Quill awoke with a start when someone was knocking on his постель, кровати room door. He rolled out of постель, кровати with a thump on the floor. He slowly crawled to the door and stood up. He opened the door and saw his magic teacher, Princess Celestia herself standing there. "What?" he asked irritably. "I've been knocking on your door for ages. Did Ты stay up half the night Чтение those stupid romance novels again?" Golden Quill's face flushed a bright pink. "No, what...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine opened the door to her new house and peeked inside. Everything was dusty and old, and she sneezed. She stepped inside and looked inside. The furniture was simple, and about to fall apart. She slowly walked up the stairs that were leaning in, threatening to snap in two. She looked at the bed. All the постель, кровати was was an old оранжевый crate, with a scraggly blanket and an old pillow. "This is gonna take awhile to clean." she muttered to herself. She turned on the lamp and nearly screamed when she saw a dead крыса right under her hoof.She slowly lifted her hoof, and tossed the крыса out her window,...
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 Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
An час after the police пони killed Ricca, and the other ponies in the car, Harry, and his new partner, Early Joe arrived at the scene of the crime.

Police пони 6: *Sees Harry* Hi Harry, what are Ты doing here?
Harry: My job.
Police пони 6: Ты better get out of here before Lieutenant Briggs sees you.
Harry: Let him see me. It would be an interesting experience.
Lieutenant Briggs: And so it is. What are Ты doing here Harry?
Harry: Observing the crime scene.
Lieutenant Briggs: You, and your partner are on stakeout.
Harry: Yeah, well we had nothing interesting to watch, and we were close by....
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 This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do Ты feel lucky?
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
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STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do Ты feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no Комментарий at the time.
Reporter: Why did Ты let him free?
Ricca:...
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posted by Canada24
At this point the changelings become almost as angry as Ditto and princess.

And so, anouther battle was set in.

Both Ditto and Celestia were very dangerous, but were also very outnumbered.

But that was okay, most of the changelings were weak, and easy to defeat.

Celestia containued knocking them out of the air with that spell, while they flew at her.

Ditto proved that, even with an injured ar, he is very skilled in hand combat, one of the changelings was even smashed against the замок Стена by him.

The battle went on for quite some time, being one of the bigger ones.

Only one not fighting was Grimy,...
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Not sure why I'm saying this too you.

But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.

And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.

When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.

I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.

Either way.

Who know. That he'll I'll be. Письмо for it, Чтение for it, and well.. Just being here.

In my own way, I even got other people into it.

But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
added by izfankirby
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with еще anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, by Dash's tail.

"Give me a break Ты two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, радуга Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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Болталка dialectics

Using the “I'm a fan” button


Greetings!

I have decided to write a short Статья about this, because it's been bugging me for quite a while now. Won't take long, I promise. :)

Those of you, who contribute here on a regular basis, with pictures, fanfics, videos, etc. are very well aware how much time it takes to share these things with the club. We're talking about hours in some cases. Yet, there's a tendency I observed over the course of the year, since I was here.

So, how on earth these contributors could get any feedback on their works; the stuff they posted? Oh, wait a...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years назад when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly сердце broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't медведь it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This пони warmed his сердце and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the замок gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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