Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have Ты here.

радуга Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, радуга Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) Ты can call me "anything Ты want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but Ты could call me "anything Ты want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did Ты hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however Ты found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, Ты see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Saten: Anything run by Ты is good enough for me..

Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)

Twilight: Is that why Ты all have those cutie marks?

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave Ты a tour of the village!

[marching drum cadence]

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves by еще than name.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Ты see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.

Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team Ты can't have a nightmare If Ты never dream.

Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out by that dream line?

Main six: Shhhh

Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do Ты ever wonder why? When Ты think your talent's special Ты don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when Ты learn to act as one It's like a holiday.

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When Ты learn to simplify Life is oh, so great Присоединиться in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded by equality By our cutie mark!

радуга Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-

Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!

Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..

Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell Ты that..

радуга Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?

Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!

Rarity: But Saten.. Ты can't ju-

Saten: What do Ты care? Ты never liked me anyway.. Neither have Ты Twilight.

Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..

Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.