Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 3 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have Ты here.

радуга Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, радуга Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) Ты can call me "anything Ты want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but Ты could call me "anything Ты want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did Ты hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however Ты found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, Ты see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Saten: Anything run by Ты is good enough for me..

Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)

Twilight: Is that why Ты all have those cutie marks?

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave Ты a tour of the village!

[marching drum cadence]

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves by еще than name.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Ты see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.

Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team Ты can't have a nightmare If Ты never dream.

Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out by that dream line?

Main six: Shhhh

Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do Ты ever wonder why? When Ты think your talent's special Ты don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when Ты learn to act as one It's like a holiday.

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When Ты learn to simplify Life is oh, so great Присоединиться in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded by equality By our cutie mark!

радуга Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-

Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!

Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..

Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell Ты that..

радуга Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?

Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!

Rarity: But Saten.. Ты can't ju-

Saten: What do Ты care? Ты never liked me anyway.. Neither have Ты Twilight.

Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..

Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.

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The секунда Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: Ты got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned by two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than Ты my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of Ты to say Burt.
Bob: So what do Ты plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely Переместить back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of Музыка was created just a few years ago.

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The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of Музыка are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a бас, бас-гитара cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated by anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Man, Ты haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

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When it was invented in the 80's, rap became Популярное for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of Музыка is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was Популярное with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: Далее to dubstep, this is the best type of Музыка to listen to. Why would...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have Ты ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, Ты are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, или evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, или to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the Ответы can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 47 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. Ты have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 46 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have Ты ever played this game...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While I was with Con, and Discord, радуга Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. Ты are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well Ты know what? If Ты won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and радуга Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched by Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican пони 63*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Mexican пони 67*
Mexican пони 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican пони 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
Rainbow Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
Rainbow Dash: Aren't Ты too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
Rainbow Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours назад on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the пони Alliance? They know еще about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...

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Cutiemark Quest: Part one

posted by LightningHeartz

I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.

" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do Ты want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what пони would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.

I Любовь parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old дерево house. The Далее день only twelve ponies showed but boy did she Показать them a good time!

After the party a сердце with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.

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Moon Dust's Back Story

posted by Moon-Dust12

Moon Dust

Hello people

I have decided to give Ты all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!

Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named дерево Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born by Princess Luna.
Luna сказал(-а) she found Moon Dust in the snow by the замок with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna сказал(-а) she sensed great power from this filly. дерево Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. дерево Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a радуга mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named радуга Wing. By then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Единороги and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story

Luna

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 44

A Letter To Applewood

July 20, 1955

Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.

Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 43 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: Ты didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that Ты can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, Ты are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...

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Double Scoop and Electric Vibe

posted by AquaMarine6663

Double Scoop pulled up by the park. It was overwhelmingly hot out, but it was nice and cool inside the ice cream truck. He saw a group of fillies and colts dashing towards the ice cream truck, eager for ice cream. Suddenly, the shout of an enraged mare filled the air. “Piano Key! Violin Bow! Get away from there, he could be a жеребенок, жеребёнок molester!” two fillies dropped away from the crowd, frightened and ran towards the superstitious mare, along with five others, who also looked frightened или uncertain. Only a mare and a filly that were probably sisters still sauntered towards the truck. “Hi,...

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винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Force Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a пони working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the пони over there Чтение the magazine, and some of his Друзья were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The пони Чтение the magazine, walked away, and got to an оранжевый car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash...

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The Beginning: Part24---Ponies Vs Zombies [3]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which Ты probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not Удалить them since all that Письмо would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

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Aqua Marine's journey 4

posted by AquaMarine6663

As Aqua Marine and Pinkie Pie were hoofing their way to Sweet яблоко Acres, there was something going on in Canterlot, in Celestia's castle.

Golden Quill awoke with a start when someone was knocking on his постель, кровати room door. He rolled out of постель, кровати with a thump on the floor. He slowly crawled to the door and stood up. He opened the door and saw his magic teacher, Princess Celestia herself standing there. "What?" he asked irritably. "I've been knocking on your door for ages. Did Ты stay up half the night Чтение those stupid romance novels again?" Golden Quill's face flushed a bright pink. "No, what...

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Aqua Marine's journey 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine opened the door to her new house and peeked inside. Everything was dusty and old, and she sneezed. She stepped inside and looked inside. The furniture was simple, and about to fall apart. She slowly walked up the stairs that were leaning in, threatening to snap in two. She looked at the bed. All the постель, кровати was was an old оранжевый crate, with a scraggly blanket and an old pillow. "This is gonna take awhile to clean." she muttered to herself. She turned on the lamp and nearly screamed when she saw a dead крыса right under her hoof.She slowly lifted her hoof, and tossed the крыса out her window,...

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винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Force Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene

An час after the police пони killed Ricca, and the other ponies in the car, Harry, and his new partner, Early Joe arrived at the scene of the crime.

Police пони 6: *Sees Harry* Hi Harry, what are Ты doing here?
Harry: My job.
Police пони 6: Ты better get out of here before Lieutenant Briggs sees you.
Harry: Let him see me. It would be an interesting experience.
Lieutenant Briggs: And so it is. What are Ты doing here Harry?
Harry: Observing the crime scene.
Lieutenant Briggs: You, and your partner are on stakeout.
Harry: Yeah, well we had nothing interesting to watch, and we were close by....