Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed by Sean and радуга Dash.
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the пони Alliance.
Nazi: What do Ты want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Ты are our leader.
Eggman: I want Ты to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, или just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Ты want us to do?
Eggman: Make еще tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Ты ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Ты keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Ты have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Ты talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Ты don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
радуга Dash: *Stops Далее to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Ты two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Ты decided to not kill yourself by standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
радуга Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Ты kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
радуга Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
радуга Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
радуга Dash: So, where are Ты going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
радуга Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the секунда floor, and add еще tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
радуга Dash: Why don't Ты come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
радуга Dash: Would Ты rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Ты put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Ты let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
радуга Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Ты know that? *Gets in радуга Dash's car*
And so, Sean and радуга Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the пони Alliance.
Nazi: What do Ты want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Ты are our leader.
Eggman: I want Ты to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, или just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Ты want us to do?
Eggman: Make еще tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Ты ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Ты keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Ты have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Ты talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Ты don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
радуга Dash: *Stops Далее to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Ты two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Ты decided to not kill yourself by standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
радуга Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Ты kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
радуга Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
радуга Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
радуга Dash: So, where are Ты going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
радуга Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the секунда floor, and add еще tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
радуга Dash: Why don't Ты come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
радуга Dash: Would Ты rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Ты put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Ты let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
радуга Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Ты know that? *Gets in радуга Dash's car*
And so, Sean and радуга Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
we planned our attack
"SWEET CELESTIA....."
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Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
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