Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed by Sean and радуга Dash.
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the пони Alliance.
Nazi: What do Ты want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Ты are our leader.
Eggman: I want Ты to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, или just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Ты want us to do?
Eggman: Make еще tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Ты ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Ты keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Ты have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Ты talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Ты don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
радуга Dash: *Stops Далее to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Ты two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Ты decided to not kill yourself by standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
радуга Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Ты kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
радуга Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
радуга Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
радуга Dash: So, where are Ты going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
радуга Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the секунда floor, and add еще tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
радуга Dash: Why don't Ты come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
радуга Dash: Would Ты rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Ты put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Ты let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
радуга Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Ты know that? *Gets in радуга Dash's car*
And so, Sean and радуга Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the пони Alliance.
Nazi: What do Ты want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Ты are our leader.
Eggman: I want Ты to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, или just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Ты want us to do?
Eggman: Make еще tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Ты ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Ты keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Ты have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Ты talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Ты don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
радуга Dash: *Stops Далее to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Ты two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Ты decided to not kill yourself by standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
радуга Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Ты kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
радуга Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
радуга Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
радуга Dash: So, where are Ты going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
радуга Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the секунда floor, and add еще tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
радуга Dash: Why don't Ты come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
радуга Dash: Would Ты rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Ты put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Ты let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
радуга Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Ты know that? *Gets in радуга Dash's car*
And so, Sean and радуга Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
