Tom went to a nearby стул to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules by the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away или I'll перфоратор, удар, пунш Ты in...

Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his Далее joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered by the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Ты get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, Ты yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but Ты must understand Ты don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until Ты all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do Ты know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...

WARNING: IF Ты HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the пони folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except радуга Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the дерево tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...