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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but Ты know what another Популярное target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now Ты assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do Ты really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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So, we wanna stay
But can't find peace while sitting still
I guess we never will
We're on the way
We won't hurry back again
The journey in the end

(Woah oh-oh!)

I Любовь this very moment
We're speeding up not slowing
We might know we can't win
But we're dumb enough to try
We're going, there's no maybe
That's why they call us crazy
And we'll say if anybody asks us

Hey, where Ты gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know, oh
Hey, where Ты gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know

We never need to know
Seeking boundaries to break
Let's forget the ones we've made
So we carry on
Don't let...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy Показать without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, или the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, или Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things Ты should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: Ты know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where Ты can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Показать that was being filmed live in 4k at 60 frames per second. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Ты everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Ты very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut...
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Hello everyone. Its finally time to present the ten worst MLP characters that Ты voted for. Now remember, i their is a character that Ты didn't see here, remember that Ты were the ones who voted for these characters, and I'm just placing them in order of votes. now, lets start

10: Granny Smith - Now, I just need to ind out why this character was voted........ I guess its just because Hasbro was pushing the elderly stereotypes, but other then that, I really can't see much of a reason why she's here... However, speaking of stereotypes...

9: яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса - Now here is a character I can give criticism...
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than радуга Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to Показать off или brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while радуга is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings еще and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. радуга Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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A/N: Wow... It's been a while since I've written one of these. Oh well. These are my Избранное ponies from 5 (least) to 1 (best).

5.) Daisy, Lily, and Rose
I know these Earth mares are three ponies but I consider them my fifth Избранное ponies. Reason being that they look like best friends. Also because they are цветок ponies since they were named after flowers. Rose and маргаритка have been officially named but Lily has not yet. In my opinion, I see Rose as my Избранное out of the three mares. She's beautiful and her voice used to be like Fluttershy.


 Rose, Daisy, Lily
Rose, Daisy, Lily



4.) Diamond Mint
Diamond Mint...
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posted by missaqua88
 the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a Статья explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If Ты are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If Ты are или Храбрая сердцем enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of Ты Hasbro! Original indeed.

The секунда is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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WARNING: IF Ты HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the пони folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except радуга Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the дерево tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost пони was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every год on the день of the accident, the ghost пони runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Остаться в живых soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are Ты talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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 The age-regressed радуга that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
Looks like it's April Fool's день in Ponyville-and Pinkie and радуга are on огонь with their practical jokes. Every пони became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, радуга and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: Ты got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Hello fellows


How can Ты see we have FUCKIN PORN ATTACK on our butyfull place... WE NEED TO DO SOMETHINK WITH IT!!! WE HAVE 2 ATTACERS ON OUR FANCLUB - GUMBALISBESTCHARACTER & LOVEPONY
WEE NEED DO SOMETHINK WITH THEME
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE Сообщить THEME THeY PICTURES AND EVERYTHINK THEY GONNA POST THERE WE NEED TO FIGHT WITH THIS!!! THERE 10, 13, 15 YEARS OLD KIDS! (15 is not kid but whateeeeeveeeeer!)
DO Ты WITH ME!!!!!!
NOW DO THIS MY Друзья Сообщить THEME!!!!

EQUESTRIA FO PEACE!

~Dan
The Показать that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as Ты think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a год ago, am going to be the asshat that tells Ты why. I do this mostly because I was inspired by a really shitty Статья I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this Показать is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes еще and еще villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Having ужин with his family*

Every family has a пони that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

Mother: Oh Randy! Don't play with your food, eat it!
Randy: Oh jeez.
Mother: Starving ponies would be happy to have that.
Dad: Can I have some еще red cabbage?
Mother: *Goes to get red cabbage*
Dad: *Angry at Randy* Ты stop playing with your food, или I'll give Ты something to cry about.
Ralphie: Mom, when you're done getting the red cabbage for dad, may I please have some?
Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
Dad: All right, I'll...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either Ты do as I say, или I get my gun to have Ты fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: Эй, kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did Ты call for the скорая помощь dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: Ты can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Ты see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Ты think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Ты there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Сообщить of a пони trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Далее morning Scorpio was on вверх of another building with his sniper rifle. He was aiming it at some ponies, but didn't know who to shoot.

Meanwhile in the police station.

Harry: *walking to office*
filly: Hey. You're the one that stopped the bank robbery!
Harry: Yeah, I am.
Cop: Sorry, he's with me. When are Ты going to cut your hair?
Harry: The same день Ты get your's cut.
russian cop: Excellent work yesterday.
Harry: Thanks foreign cop of Equestria.
Henry: Duh, great job yesterday.
Harry: Thanks dumby.
Henry: Ты could be nice for once.
Harry: I could, but I prefer not to.
Captain: Harry?...
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