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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad пони 39: Ты guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask Ты a question.
Railroad пони 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do Ты have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad пони 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for Ты two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take Ты to the fuel cars.

Seventy минуты later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them ten минуты to reach the town.

Metal Gloss: I hope nothing bad happened while we were away.
Hawkeye: If Pete solved our fuel crisis before we did, we'll have enough fuel to last us for months.
Metal Gloss: I agree.

In the yards

Mike: *Wins a round of Poker, and laughs* We played a hundred rounds in a row, and Ты guys still can't beat me.
Dan: And now I'm out of cash.
Mirage: Go get more. I got enough money to play him, and this time, I'm going to get more.
Dan: *Flies to his house*
Mike: Ты sure Ты can beat me lad?
Mirage: Yes, let's do this. It's Hungary VS Scotland this time.
Mike: And Scotland's going to win. Deal the cards.

While that was going on, Pete was still searching for a place that would help him bring back the color in his mane.

Pete: *Finds a store* This place might have something for me. *Stops his car in front of the store*
Store Pony: *Restocking a shelf of mane dye when Pete walks in* Hello sir, what can I do for you?
Pete: Do Ты have anything that can change my mane to yellow?
Store Pony: Yes, we just received some yellow dye this morning. That's going to cost Ты twenty five dollars.
Pete: *Gets out a twenty dollar bill, and a five dollar bill*
Store Pony: *Gets yellow dye* Here Ты go sir.

Back at the yards

Dan: *Returns with еще money*
Mirage: I'm putting in fifty dollars.
Mike: *Puts in fifty dollars with Mirage* Now that we both put in our money, Показать me what Ты have.
Mirage: *Puts down his cards* A flush.
Mike: *Puts down his cards* Full house!!
Dan: Shit.
Mike: *Takes the money*
Percy: *Arrives* Have Ты guys seen Pete anywhere?
Mirage: Have Ты looked in his office?
Percy: He's not there. That's why I'm asking about him.
Dan: Look again. He might be there now.
Percy: *Walks back to the station*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train in the yards*
Metal Gloss: They're still playing?
Hawkeye: Look how much Mike got from those two.
Mike: *Laughing* Ты two suck!
Mirage: Alright, that does it.
Dan: Ты grab his legs, I'll перфоратор, удар, пунш his face.
Mike: Wait a секунда lads. It's just a game, right? It's not all about the money.
Mirage: NOT ABOUT THE MONEY?!!?
Mike: *Running away from Dan, and Mirage. They chase him*
Hawkeye: *Gets out of the train with Metal Gloss* What the hell are Ты three doing?
Mike: Save me!!!!! *Gets behind Hawkeye*
Mirage: Ты can't hide there forever!
Metal Gloss: What are Ты three arguing about?
Dan: He has taken nearly all of our money.
Mirage: And we want it.
Metal Gloss: *Makes her wallet appear with her magic* Here. *Gives both of them a one hundred dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Now, we're gonna get our Далее job from Pete. *Walks with Metal Gloss to the station*
Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot, and turns it off. He gets out with a bag containing the gun he found earlier, and his new mane dye* I sure hope this works. *Walks into the station*
Percy: *Waiting by the door to Pete's office* There Ты are sir.
Pete: Not now. *Passes Percy as he goes into his office, and locks the door*
Percy: But sir, this is important! *Knocks on the door*
Pete: *Gets the dye, and looks at himself in the mirror* I'm gonna put this on with, или without that annoying pegasus pounding on my door.
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Metal Gloss* What's wrong Percy?
Percy: Pete's Актёрское искусство strange. He won't talk to me.
Hawkeye: *Knocks twice* Pete? This is Pierce. Everything alright?
Pete: Go away!!
Metal Gloss: If Ты won't let us in, can Ты at least give us our Далее job?
Pete: *Grabs the gun, and points it at the door* I сказал(-а) go away!!!
Percy: Sir, what's gotten into you?

Pete fired a shot, and it went through the door, nearly hitting Percy.

Hawkeye: Pete, what are Ты doing? You're gonna kill someone. Even worse, Ты might kill yourself.
Percy: *Thinking* Wait, did Ты two notice his mane?
Metal Gloss: What about it?
Percy: It's losing it's color.
Metal Gloss: He could be having a mid life crisis.
Hawkeye: Is that what you're Актёрское искусство so strange about Pete? Because your mane is losing it's color? We don't care what color your mane is. We just care about you. We want to help Pete. So please, unlock the door, and let us in.
Pete: *Puts the gun down* You're right Ты three. I'm sorry. *Goes to the door, and unlocks it* Come in.
Percy: *Comes in with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
Hawkeye: How do Ты feel now?
Pete: Ashamed. I was Актёрское искусство so stupid, and for what? The color of my mane. I realize now that it's not important, but what is important, to me, is Ты guys. You, and this railroad. Ты three, and everyone else that works here with us is very good to me, always working hard, and not just being an employee, but also a friend. I couldn't ask for anyone better to work on this railroad than Ты guys. Thanks.
Hawkeye: You're welcome.
Percy: And sir, the line on Archer холм, хилл needs to be repaired.
Pete: Then get to it, and bring Orion with you.
Percy: Yes sir. *Runs*
Hawkeye: And me, and Metal Gloss brought over еще fuel after we delivered the water, steel, and gravel.
Pete: Good work Ты two. Next, I want Ты to drive a passenger train that'll arrive in half a minute. Ты are going to Omaha.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. *Goes with Metal Gloss*
Pete: *Closes his door, and sits at his desk* Yep, I got the best employees a пони could ask for.

The End

On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails

An auction takes place at the Cheyenne train station

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in Фан fictions, as proven by this poll: link
This scene and the Далее scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One еще перфоратор, удар, пунш will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why Ты still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I сказал(-а) was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But Ты lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... Ты guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel by “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car Далее to three Jeeps, owned by Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the замок entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to радуга Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to радуга Dash* Ты know Ты shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I сказал(-а) it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: пони Музыка VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the Показать itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce Ты to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The месяц awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn

Starring радуга Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic радуга as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of Ты that don't remember, the жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a таблица with Marisa* Ты really look like this mare I дата in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: Ты see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let Ты know who Brony Of The месяц is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, или laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making Друзья and keep her head in Книги virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with еще friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen минуты remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting Далее to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki сказал(-а) it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, или trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* Эй, Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: Ты gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: Эй, wait a second. Was that supposed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing by Gordon with Mike* Ты can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...
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I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.


The Далее день Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. Ты have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. Ты know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)

THE END

Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Location: The пони world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror Далее to Телевидение set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the пони world*
Metal Gloss: What did Ты see?
Pete:...
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Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth by his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an Зачарованная suit of armor made by Odin, but stolen by Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Фильмы (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her еще like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for еще of my latest story..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 78: Presidents, And Foul Ups
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming...
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