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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one еще job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the волк pack. Those sluts украл, палантин all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if Ты can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And секунда will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out and leave mark there. I printed Ты skull stickers. Ты have about one hour. Ты need only two guys to be honest. Now - tick tock better get your faces there ponies.

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волк Pack Warehouse #4
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Damien - *opens window*
Joel - *gets in thru broken rooftop*
Damien - 3 guys here...
Joel - none секунда floor.
Damien - There is only three total... Let's go *runs to metal doors and takes out drill* drill baby drill *turns around*
Joel - *slowly open doors* hello there little щенок *takes out silenced glock and shoots dog* pet down waiting for Ты at truck.
Damien - yea yea *keep drilling the lock* there Ты go *opens doors* yo I see the computer.
FI - connect USB I gave Ты and let me do the magic.
Damien - Speed up dude if they see me there gonna be a bloodshed.
FI - Almooooost.... Done go go go
Damien - *takes USB and leaves thru window*


FI - Good job guys now they should be scared of us. We should be called Ghost Gang for that action.

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22:40
Docks
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Damien - Shit it's cold dude.
Joel - Yeah.
Jackson - Hm... Where they are not here yet.
Jeremy - Maybe they got captured by police.
FI - I don't think so. Shit I smell a set up.
Damien - I don't like it...
Jeremy - Yeah Like We a- *get shot*
SWAT - This is EPD hold your hands up!
Damien - Shit SWAT Team!
Jackson - Jeremy! Jeremy shit!!
FI - Oh fuck this car - I got fresh info this car have our money we got set up they got our contact! Hit into the car take money and princess and get the fuck away from there!
Joel - *opens car trunk* yep there it is *takes bag* let's go!
Jackson - What about Jeremy!
Damien - He got shot in the fuckin head dumbass let's go! *pulls Jackson*
FI - OK guys I gonna prepare some run away for Ты get ready.
Driver - Alright boys can will be there in about 5 минуты hang tight.
Twilight - *cries*
Damien - It's your fault this guy died... And it's your fault all those police guys gonna die *reloads AK*
Joel - Don't get cocky.
FI - Heavy Armored... Oh shit they send all type of units. Cloackers, Snipers, Tazers and even Army Ponies.
Damien - Shit.....
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5 минуты of hard fight
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Damien - Will get that Ты fucking trash *shoots еще police*
Jackson - Fuuck it hurt...
Joel - Jackson got shot where is the van!
Driver - Behind Ты lad!
FI - Get her into the van. Driver try to avoid roadblocks.
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23 минуты of driving
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Jackson - Shiit... It hurts guys...
Damien - Don't be a pussy.
*car crashes*
Joel - Everyone alright!
Damien - Driver is dead... Holy shit Jackson got skull crusher!
Joel - It's me and Ты now partner!
FI - Fucking driver. Can't keep his work right... Locating Ты wait.
Joel - No police let's run when we can!
Twilight - Stop it please! No еще Ponies die!
Damien - Shut the fuck up! *pushes Twilight*
FI - Heli is around they will take Ты out of there don't worry guys keep it cool!
Damien - Easy said...
Joel - Fuck dude.... *wears off mask*
Damien - Put the mask on Ты idiot Police is trailing us!
Joel - *vomits to lake* W-Wait dude... I can't handle the situation...
FI - Pilot is there Ты see him, get to the heli and fly the fuck away from there boys.

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Safehous
02:40
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Damien - I can't belive it...
Joel - God... DAMNIT...
FI - It's OK guys Ты escaped the se-up. People saw Ты in action I will get Ты some people to help. Hang tight for now and don't peak out. We are in deeper shit. We can get death row of they gonna get us.




TBC
3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable Телевидение wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes еще insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't Переместить out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take Ты this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give Ты opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do Ты hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the трон room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - трон room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting Ты all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. Ты think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when Ты push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are Ты telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When Ты hit the ball, Ты make it go at a far distance. When Ты push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...
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