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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like Ты just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were Ты pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers in his office.

Tim: *Walks into the office* Sir?
Captain Jefferson: Ты wanna talk?
Tim: Sure, if you're not too busy that is.
Captain Jefferson: I'm not too busy. Come in, but close the door.
Tim: *Closes the door as he walks into the office*
Captain Jefferson: What's on your mind?
Tim: The suspect Dan was chasing this morning. We checked the license plate on the car, and it's registered to Stargazer.
Captain Jefferson: I guess his мустанг was getting too much attention. What about his friend, Black Tuesday?
Tim: Dan сказал(-а) he saw another unicorn in there, so it's possible Black was with him. That's the third time they escaped from us. They pick out the right spots to race, and get out of our jurisdiction before we have a chance to catch them. They go into Canterlot after losing us, and the other police departments can't catch them.
Captain Jefferson: Where are Ты going with this?
Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do Ты know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, или CHP can get prepared in time.
Captain Jefferson: I'll see what I can do Tim. In the meantime, keep trying to catch those guys.

Stargazer, and Black Tuesday live in Canterlot. Their house is half a mile away from the border that separates Gran Turismo, and Canterlot. They are there right now.

Stargazer: I say we did very good today with our drag races. *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get еще of this. Fifty times the amount of what we have now. Just imagine it.
Black Tuesday: That's the only thing I've been doing since we started drag racing. This isn't what we originally had planned after leaving college.
Stargazer: Hey, it's not my fault the пони that runs the супермаркет is an ass. Our resumes, and interviews were perfect, and he still didn't give us the job. Stupid son of a bitch.
Black Tuesday: On the brightside, we could make enough money to go to Universal Studios.
Stargazer: UNIVERSAL'S FOR SLUTS!
Black Tuesday: You're the only one to think that.
Stargazer: *Calms down* Forget it. We need to focus on tomorrow's drag races. So far, we only got three ponies. A mare with a silver GTO, a pegasus with a Corvette, and a stallion with a Silverado.
Black Tuesday: What улица, уличный are we going to race them on?
Stargazer: Either Green Drive, или Main Street. We won't do all of them on Main Street, since the cops maybe expecting us after what happened earlier today.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Ты sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Ты talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the вверх of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking вперед to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do Ты want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: Ты have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, by having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help Ты with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican пони 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican пони 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Ты have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed by the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting Далее to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying Ты were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the день February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did Ты think of Gordon's actions when he told Ты to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: Ты can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if Ты will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset by what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When Ты say surprised, do Ты mean like an angry kind of surprised, или just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling еще coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is еще like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the пони Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a Космос station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: Эй, you. Are Ты Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do Ты want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What Ты just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please огонь me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't огонь you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса gather the rest of the main six.

But first яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and сказал(-а) it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity сказал(-а) finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the Далее to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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