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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like Ты just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were Ты pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers in his office.

Tim: *Walks into the office* Sir?
Captain Jefferson: Ты wanna talk?
Tim: Sure, if you're not too busy that is.
Captain Jefferson: I'm not too busy. Come in, but close the door.
Tim: *Closes the door as he walks into the office*
Captain Jefferson: What's on your mind?
Tim: The suspect Dan was chasing this morning. We checked the license plate on the car, and it's registered to Stargazer.
Captain Jefferson: I guess his мустанг was getting too much attention. What about his friend, Black Tuesday?
Tim: Dan сказал(-а) he saw another unicorn in there, so it's possible Black was with him. That's the third time they escaped from us. They pick out the right spots to race, and get out of our jurisdiction before we have a chance to catch them. They go into Canterlot after losing us, and the other police departments can't catch them.
Captain Jefferson: Where are Ты going with this?
Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do Ты know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, или CHP can get prepared in time.
Captain Jefferson: I'll see what I can do Tim. In the meantime, keep trying to catch those guys.

Stargazer, and Black Tuesday live in Canterlot. Their house is half a mile away from the border that separates Gran Turismo, and Canterlot. They are there right now.

Stargazer: I say we did very good today with our drag races. *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get еще of this. Fifty times the amount of what we have now. Just imagine it.
Black Tuesday: That's the only thing I've been doing since we started drag racing. This isn't what we originally had planned after leaving college.
Stargazer: Hey, it's not my fault the пони that runs the супермаркет is an ass. Our resumes, and interviews were perfect, and he still didn't give us the job. Stupid son of a bitch.
Black Tuesday: On the brightside, we could make enough money to go to Universal Studios.
Stargazer: UNIVERSAL'S FOR SLUTS!
Black Tuesday: You're the only one to think that.
Stargazer: *Calms down* Forget it. We need to focus on tomorrow's drag races. So far, we only got three ponies. A mare with a silver GTO, a pegasus with a Corvette, and a stallion with a Silverado.
Black Tuesday: What улица, уличный are we going to race them on?
Stargazer: Either Green Drive, или Main Street. We won't do all of them on Main Street, since the cops maybe expecting us after what happened earlier today.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular день at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten минуты of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing еще tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: Ты wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask Ты a question. What do Ты know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are Ты asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the Капкейки factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another пони riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* радуга Dash сказал(-а) there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious день for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little пони version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to Поиск for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars Ты could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when радуга Dash, and her Друзья found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Собаки arrived, they украл, палантин the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the пляж, пляжный with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and Ты Единороги can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever украл, палантин our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what Ты wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, или a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H Эй, Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk или something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Любовь Ты Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
радуга Dash, Rarity, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: Ты didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, Ты see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Далее morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings колокол, колокольчик, белл on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis by helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on вверх of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits Далее to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* Ты two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed by a town by there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let Ты talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, by an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs ремень, пояс, пояса of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank Ты sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to Ты in my office?
Pete: Ты mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called Ты yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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