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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, или is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are Ты talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. Ты pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Ты Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's already getting dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Ugh.
Mirage: *Falls asleep*
Dan: Come on, wake up! *Nudges Mirage, but he stays asleep* Could it be because of-... What am I saying? That can't be it.

When Percy, and Jeff were fixing tracks in the train yard, they noticed the same thing with Mike.

Mike: *Walks over to Percy, and Jeff* Hello my friends.
Percy: Hi Gonzo.
Mike: I have something to ask you.
Jeff: What's on your mind Mike?
Mike: I, uh.... I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Falls asleep, and lays on the tracks*
Nicole: *Blows the horn on her train as she comes towards the yards*
Percy: Oh no. *Goes to Mike, and pushes him off the tracks*
Nicole: *Stops, and leans out of the window* Is Mike okay?
Percy: He was never okay to begin with.
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: But something seems to be making him worse.

Mike, and Mirage were in Pete's office Далее morning.

Pete: Yesterday, I heard that Ты two fell asleep. Dan says that Ты fell asleep while Ты two were heading to Denver Mirage, and Mike, I heard that Ты fell asleep in the train yard, and nearly got hit by a train.
Mike: I don't remember that happening.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Of course Ты don't. Ты can't remember anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm terribly sorry. I guess we stayed up late when we were at the casino.
Pete: Casino?
Mirage: Yes. A new casino opened up about two blocks away from here. I guess we stayed there a bit too long.
Pete: Okay, don't do it again, and watch out for yourselves. I heard some bad things about that place. They might try to take all of your money at once.
Mirage: We'll be careful. Won't we Mike?
Mike: What are we talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*

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"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" сказал(-а) celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, Ты can always trust me" the young prince сказал(-а) bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when Ты return Ты teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and сказал(-а) to her brother with cheer...
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posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her Главная dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back сказал(-а) artifact by winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won сказал(-а) vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Peter's wife, Kayla
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At the hospital, a пони on a постель, кровати was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed by news reporters.

News: Can Ты tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying Ты beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If Ты touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend Ты of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...
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In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with Ты Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see Ты have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two Друзья drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do Ты know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can Ты get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....
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