Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, или is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are Ты talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. Ты pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Ты Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's already getting dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Ugh.
Mirage: *Falls asleep*
Dan: Come on, wake up! *Nudges Mirage, but he stays asleep* Could it be because of-... What am I saying? That can't be it.

When Percy, and Jeff were fixing tracks in the train yard, they noticed the same thing with Mike.

Mike: *Walks over to Percy, and Jeff* Hello my friends.
Percy: Hi Gonzo.
Mike: I have something to ask you.
Jeff: What's on your mind Mike?
Mike: I, uh.... I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Falls asleep, and lays on the tracks*
Nicole: *Blows the horn on her train as she comes towards the yards*
Percy: Oh no. *Goes to Mike, and pushes him off the tracks*
Nicole: *Stops, and leans out of the window* Is Mike okay?
Percy: He was never okay to begin with.
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: But something seems to be making him worse.

Mike, and Mirage were in Pete's office Далее morning.

Pete: Yesterday, I heard that Ты two fell asleep. Dan says that Ты fell asleep while Ты two were heading to Denver Mirage, and Mike, I heard that Ты fell asleep in the train yard, and nearly got hit by a train.
Mike: I don't remember that happening.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Of course Ты don't. Ты can't remember anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm terribly sorry. I guess we stayed up late when we were at the casino.
Pete: Casino?
Mirage: Yes. A new casino opened up about two blocks away from here. I guess we stayed there a bit too long.
Pete: Okay, don't do it again, and watch out for yourselves. I heard some bad things about that place. They might try to take all of your money at once.
Mirage: We'll be careful. Won't we Mike?
Mike: What are we talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 51 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Ты sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Ты talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...

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Twilight's Student Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the вверх of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking вперед to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do Ты want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: Ты have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, by having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help Ты with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican пони 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican пони 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Ты have a visitor.
Mexican General:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 40 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed by the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 38 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff was soon sitting Далее to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying Ты were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the день February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did Ты think of Gordon's actions when he told Ты to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: Ты can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if Ты will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset by what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When Ты say surprised, do Ты mean like an angry kind of surprised, или just surprised?
Jeff:...

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Awesome пони pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

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Awesome пони pics

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Awesome пони Pics!

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Awesome пони pics

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Awesome пони pics

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After shoveling еще coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is еще like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville at the пони Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a Космос station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: Эй, you. Are Ты Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do Ты want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What Ты just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please огонь me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't огонь you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...

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Ditto returns chapter ten

posted by Canada24

LATER!

Ditto, Dash and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса gather the rest of the main six.

But first яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and сказал(-а) it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity сказал(-а) finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...

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Ditto returns chapter 9

posted by Canada24

Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the Далее to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

радуга Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought Ты two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have Ты two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Друзья back to life.
Applejack: Will Ты get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....

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Con Mane: Dead Another день Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of Ты sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad Ты have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know Ты just returned, but I need Ты to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I Показать you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want Ты to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...