Saten Twisst Adventures S3E5 Part 9 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.

Sunburst: Why?

Saten: Ты haven't looked outside, have you?

Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-

Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.

Sunburst: Really?

Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.

Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought Ты could help!

Sunburst: Me?

Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!

Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. Ты know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did Ты hear what he said?

Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.

Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!

Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-

Starlight Glimmer: What do Ты mean?!

Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!

Saten: But I thought Ты were an important wizard!

Sunburst: Well, Ты were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!

Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-

Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).

Sunburst: I know it's hard for Ты guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.

Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?

Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!

Spike: Technically, she's еще of a student than a protégé.

Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!

Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard Ты were expecting.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard или not. I'm just surprised. Ты always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!

Sunburst: Yeah, well, Чтение about magic is one thing, but Ты don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!

Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, Ты don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so горький that Ты steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so Ты travel through time to get back at them, but they beat Ты again and teach Ты about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what Ты did that Ты can't make any FRIENDS!

(awkward pause).

Sunburst: Did Ты really travel through time?

Spike: See? I told Ты he'd be impressed.

Sunburst: I'm sorry we Остаться в живых touch. Maybe if I had reached out, Ты could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped Ты to...

Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.

Sunburst: When Ты showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told Ты the truth.

Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.

Spike: Well, if Ты ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!

Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! Ты need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Холодное сердце North and fix the Crystal сердце so the baby can have her Crystalling?

Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!

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Ponies On The Rails episode 24 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....

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Quantum Of Solace Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.

At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The день is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when Ты need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would Ты gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On вверх of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do Ты hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian пони 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where Ты were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied Ты to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 3---100x the 'ugh's

posted by alinah_09

The Далее день came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this день was song composing (on Музыка period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz сказал(-а) to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...

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Ditto Returns Part 2

posted by Canada24

"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think Ты might be overreacting" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.

COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I Остаться в живых my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...

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Equestria Girls 2??? Pt. 1

posted by OnlyAFangirl

Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure Ты know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 episode 6

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told Ты that Ты should......
Spike:Oh,why the сено, сена don't Ты stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get Ты a mice hole,for Ты to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: Ты had to kill him. Ты couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well Ты better if Ты want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a пони named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: Ты know what you're...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 5

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Ugh,another пиво I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give Ты them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...

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And So it Begins

added by Jade_23

Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*

-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-

Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's Ты right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a крыса inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*

-Well. I rather think that this is еще normal than chill life-

Joel -...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 9 is beginning

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.

Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir Ты are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: пони up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Друзья coming to Присоединиться the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* Ты see what happens when Ты touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several еще ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a пони in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to Ты in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do Ты want to talk...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: Ты still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, или do Ты wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* Ты know where to sign in?
Larry: By the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the Герои tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - Эй, I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if Ты hit it book he is down and Ты win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...

MLP Crossover

added by Windwakerguy430

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] Ты mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do Ты have something Ты need to say? Ты seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform Ты that Eggman keeps attacking more, and еще of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have еще bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...