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Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.

Sunburst: Why?

Saten: Ты haven't looked outside, have you?

Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-

Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.

Sunburst: Really?

Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.

Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought Ты could help!

Sunburst: Me?

Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!

Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. Ты know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did Ты hear what he said?

Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.

Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!

Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-

Starlight Glimmer: What do Ты mean?!

Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!

Saten: But I thought Ты were an important wizard!

Sunburst: Well, Ты were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!

Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-

Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).

Sunburst: I know it's hard for Ты guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.

Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?

Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!

Spike: Technically, she's еще of a student than a protégé.

Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!

Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard Ты were expecting.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard или not. I'm just surprised. Ты always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!

Sunburst: Yeah, well, Чтение about magic is one thing, but Ты don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!

Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, Ты don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so горький that Ты steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so Ты travel through time to get back at them, but they beat Ты again and teach Ты about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what Ты did that Ты can't make any FRIENDS!

(awkward pause).

Sunburst: Did Ты really travel through time?

Spike: See? I told Ты he'd be impressed.

Sunburst: I'm sorry we Остаться в живых touch. Maybe if I had reached out, Ты could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped Ты to...

Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.

Sunburst: When Ты showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told Ты the truth.

Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.

Spike: Well, if Ты ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!

Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! Ты need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Холодное сердце North and fix the Crystal сердце so the baby can have her Crystalling?

Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis


Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer Ты a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are Ты sure, Ты don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the Далее part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... Ты know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here Ты go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got Ты a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant Вопрос mark, my friend....
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posted by karinabrony
There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...
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posted by Canada24
"How long do Ты suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. радуга replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" радуга asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" радуга сказал(-а) to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until Ты all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do Ты know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 аппалузу, аппалуза Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten еще laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do Ты think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a минута later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, Ты get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank Ты so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful день in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering еще ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Ты really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Ты in the arm! Why aren't Ты bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging by who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles или Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could Ты help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: яблоко bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes радуга dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Ты just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Чтение creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are Ты doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild Животные and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
added by karinabrony
added by Seanthehedgehog
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Дружба — это чудо
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony сказал(-а) "Let's go this way!" And I сказал(-а) "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Друзья to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two минуты mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot еще FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that Ответы our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* Ты ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the Далее Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did Ты know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved Ты after Ты got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called Ты for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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