Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: Ты haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought Ты could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. Ты know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did Ты hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do Ты mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought Ты were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, Ты were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for Ты guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's еще of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard Ты were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard или not. I'm just surprised. Ты always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, Чтение about magic is one thing, but Ты don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, Ты don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so горький that Ты steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so Ты travel through time to get back at them, but they beat Ты again and teach Ты about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what Ты did that Ты can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did Ты really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told Ты he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we Остаться в живых touch. Maybe if I had reached out, Ты could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped Ты to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When Ты showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told Ты the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if Ты ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! Ты need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Холодное сердце North and fix the Crystal сердце so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: Ты haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought Ты could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. Ты know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did Ты hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do Ты mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought Ты were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, Ты were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for Ты guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's еще of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard Ты were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard или not. I'm just surprised. Ты always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, Чтение about magic is one thing, but Ты don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, Ты don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so горький that Ты steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so Ты travel through time to get back at them, but they beat Ты again and teach Ты about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what Ты did that Ты can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did Ты really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told Ты he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we Остаться в живых touch. Maybe if I had reached out, Ты could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped Ты to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When Ты showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told Ты the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if Ты ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! Ты need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Холодное сердце North and fix the Crystal сердце so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe Ты pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're Ты heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are Ты going!?
Master Sword: Didn't Ты hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the сказал(-а) bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten сказал(-а) nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Ты alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Ты to know Ты actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten сказал(-а) a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. Ты wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten сказал(-а) excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten сказал(-а) nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave Ты alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad Ты to know Ты actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten сказал(-а) a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. Ты wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten сказал(-а) excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have еще ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)
I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Далее time my dear Фаны :)
I'm suppose to write еще words so here's Болталка Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Остаться в живых his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
Ice Cube's train
Mike
