MLP funny pictures

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did Ты find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a куртка to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...

Apparently the plan did not work. Con went to a place where Hattan went, while Berry Goodnight wanted nothing to do with him.

Con: Stupid Berry, I'll stop Hattan Scaramanga without her help. *disguises himself as Hattan*
korean captain: Ah, Miss. Scaramanga. Ты look beautiful today.
Con: Thank you. Now I have something to tell you.
korean captain: What might that be?
Con: I just met somepony that will be disguised as me. He works for the C.I.E, and his name is Con Mane.
korean captain: Understood. We will take care of him once we see him.
Con: Thank Ты *leaves*
Hattan: Who was that pony?
Korean...

Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, черника, блуберри Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...

lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did Ты got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...

These are some of the Цитаты I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see Ты smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO Любовь ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

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