Author’s Note: This was requested by link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance by Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.
♦ ♦ ♦
Take One: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫
Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Ты have to bring me into this?!”
Kowalski: T_T
Take Two: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Okay, we’re ready to go again. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.♫
King Julien: *over mic* “Cut! Stop! First off, a what-any? And third off, you’ve gone through all of these words and none of them are ‘King Julien’!” >:(
Kowalski: “Because the song isn’t about you.” T____T
Julien: “Then why am I even here?” *leaves*
Kowalski: *facepalm*
Take Three: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: *sigh* “Alright. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game—♫
Mort: *jumps in front of mic and sings off-key* ♫A-a-a-and da fe-e-e-et a-a-are wonderfu-u-u-u-l~!♫
Kowalski: “Mort! What are Ты doing?!” >:(
Mort: “Recording my new song! I like songs! Yay!” :D
Kowalski: “Can’t Ты use another studio?!” >:|
Mort: “Were Ты using this one?”
Kowalski: T___________T
Take Four: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Try number four…” *under breath* “And counting…You know the drill. Five, four, three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right—?♫
Julien: “Wrong. Columbus accomplished his mighty might by declaring war against the Swedish-inians in the French Revolution!”
Kowalski: “Wha—? Julien! I thought Ты left!”
Julien: “I got bored. Did Ты miss me?”
Kowalski: T_T
Julien: “I am taking it that I am leaving Ты speechless!” ;)
Kowalski: T__________________________________T *double-facepalm*
Take Five: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Three, tw—”
Kowalski: “What happened to five and four?”
Sound Director: “Do Ты want to try to get through this before another interruption?”
Kowalski: “Carry on.”
Sound Director: “Three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight.
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right?
[Chorus]
Tell my brothers: master and others
I have done all I can
To please them with the sight that this is my mind
And they're never changing that.
I've been angry and now I'm stating
This scientist takes a one man stand.
Private was crying for me
He was afraid
That my fate was on my way.
Skipper ignored me all before
With Rico's help,
He stays to hear all I say.
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Taking a stand, this is my stand.
[Chorus]
This scientist takes a one man stand.
This scientist takes a one man stand.♫
Kowalski: *sighs* “Finally. How was that?”
Sound Director: *laughs nervously* “Yeah, well, Ты see, I was sure we were going to be interrupted again and was tired of wasting CD’s…So, I haven’t been recording for the past two takes.”
Kowalski: *grips microphone* O_e
♦ ♦ ♦
Take One: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫
Skipper: *over the mic* “Did Ты have to bring me into this?!”
Kowalski: T_T
Take Two: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Okay, we’re ready to go again. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.♫
King Julien: *over mic* “Cut! Stop! First off, a what-any? And third off, you’ve gone through all of these words and none of them are ‘King Julien’!” >:(
Kowalski: “Because the song isn’t about you.” T____T
Julien: “Then why am I even here?” *leaves*
Kowalski: *facepalm*
Take Three: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: *sigh* “Alright. Recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game—♫
Mort: *jumps in front of mic and sings off-key* ♫A-a-a-and da fe-e-e-et a-a-are wonderfu-u-u-u-l~!♫
Kowalski: “Mort! What are Ты doing?!” >:(
Mort: “Recording my new song! I like songs! Yay!” :D
Kowalski: “Can’t Ты use another studio?!” >:|
Mort: “Were Ты using this one?”
Kowalski: T___________T
Take Four: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Try number four…” *under breath* “And counting…You know the drill. Five, four, three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right—?♫
Julien: “Wrong. Columbus accomplished his mighty might by declaring war against the Swedish-inians in the French Revolution!”
Kowalski: “Wha—? Julien! I thought Ты left!”
Julien: “I got bored. Did Ты miss me?”
Kowalski: T_T
Julien: “I am taking it that I am leaving Ты speechless!” ;)
Kowalski: T__________________________________T *double-facepalm*
Take Five: “One Man Stand”
Sound Director: “Three, tw—”
Kowalski: “What happened to five and four?”
Sound Director: “Do Ты want to try to get through this before another interruption?”
Kowalski: “Carry on.”
Sound Director: “Three, two—” *points at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And by the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high
And by the way
This isn't a game to play.
[Bridge]
I just saw a meteor душ tonight.
Epiphany comes into mind.
Even Columbus didn't accomplish might
From just standing put. Right?
[Chorus]
Tell my brothers: master and others
I have done all I can
To please them with the sight that this is my mind
And they're never changing that.
I've been angry and now I'm stating
This scientist takes a one man stand.
Private was crying for me
He was afraid
That my fate was on my way.
Skipper ignored me all before
With Rico's help,
He stays to hear all I say.
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Taking a stand, this is my stand.
[Chorus]
This scientist takes a one man stand.
This scientist takes a one man stand.♫
Kowalski: *sighs* “Finally. How was that?”
Sound Director: *laughs nervously* “Yeah, well, Ты see, I was sure we were going to be interrupted again and was tired of wasting CD’s…So, I haven’t been recording for the past two takes.”
Kowalski: *grips microphone* O_e
Sorry if it's not chapter five.
"Kowalski," сказал(-а) Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that сказал(-а) TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Письмо right now. I need to make this longer.
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"Kowalski," сказал(-а) Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that сказал(-а) TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Письмо right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. Ты don't have to read this
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47 Vs. Rico
Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.
Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little пингвин who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.
Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the дерево he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper винтовка goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico сказал(-а) "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.
