pepporoni

1. While Ты are Ты are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another пицца delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his Вопросы with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

пицца was originally made as a Еда for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's еще upper class.

How much do Ты spend on Еда everyday? If Ты eat out cheaply, Ты pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. пицца seems the same way, no? In fact, пицца can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if Ты order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If Ты buy your own хлеб and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...