OMG! i just saw cookie monster! and he ran off with my cookies!!! what do i do?

Get a pistol,then get elmo,and theaten to kill Elmo unless he gives the cookiez back >:D....and if he does,shoot elmo anyway XD

Sick this guy on him

Take a gun and shoot the cookie monster!

i would let him have them and give him a big hug

Divide the печенье evenly because SHARING IS CARING!!

Dance, dance like you've never danced before

play the Пианино and count to a Болталка number then throw that many stuffed bats up into the air! haha!

Get bert and tell him that the cookie monster jacked his bike then let bert kill him and get that cookie. :^)

go beat his жопа, попка and get your печенье back

Attack him.Then get the печенье and burn them! >:D

Nothing.

OMG, Glen just took off in a classic tractor!

Honestly I don't know what you're worried about.
The endless supply of печенье is right Далее to you!

KILL THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! >XD

first go talk to him for a while and then перфоратор, удар, пунш him in the face and then stab him with a нож and then shoot him with a gun and then burn him in огонь and then get your печенье back and eat them !

Tackle him and have a massive fight in a ballet studio and rip him from limb to limb an burn him alive coz her bit your cookie and she was turning into a immortal cookie and Ты bit all the venom covered choc chips off an then Ты went to the prom with your cookie :) YAY then after the cookie monster's girlfriend will come fore revenge and kill Ты but for now,look out for the cookie monster's friend called Lurunt!! But he dies coz' Elmo and his pack of monsters kill him!

Barney will be glad to help... *snicker*

Avada Kadavra him

OMG the cookie monsters back! Hide your печенье and hide your kids, the cookie monsters back!
Quick get your pepper spray, something sharp, a giant net, some печенье for bait, and Ты may possibly need a rape whistle :)

crucio him

*grabs sword* i will get those печенье *quickly catches up to the cookie monster and slashes at him but because i have a reverse blade sword i dont kill him i just knock him out and take back the cookies, i hand the печенье to you* that will be 10000 yen

носок him in the face to teach him a lesson!