what was the worst pick up line that someone has ever сказал(-а) to Ты ?

"Your mom."

I don't get picked up... :D ..... :) ...... :|..... :( ........ D: WHY AM I SOOOOO UNLOVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!???????? D'X

Guy:If Ты were a nose hair cleaner i'd pick Ты first!No wait......

Yes,he was trying to make me laugh.....

'Do Ты believe in Любовь at first sight, или should I walk by again?'

All I want to do is scream at them

Well, it was probably this guy at a caravan park. He actually got his friend to come up to me and it went like this:

Dude: Hey, Chick! Yeah, chick in the white shirt. Com ehere for a sec.
Me: Uh... no thanks. Why?
Dude: Well, my frind Mitch wants to know if you'll go out with him.
Me: Uh, no thanks! Tell him I'm taken. And why, anyway?
Dude: Oh, ok. And coz your hot.
Me: O_O
What makes it еще embarassing is that he was like, 16, and my brother was there >.<

My Teacher Says Knock ,Knock And class says whos their and she says
"MS.Broomfeild now plz be quite before i give out detitons

A nerdy nerd nerd said: Hey, did it hurt when Ты casted a spell?

Like WTF?