Why am I lingering around in the bathroom in the first place? I HATE bathrooms. They're disgusting. Well, all things considered, I'd probably throw a fit about how disgusting bathroom floors, actually floors in general, are. Then I'd get depressed because I spent money on that and it's a waste, but I'm a germaphobe to an extreme so I'd throw it away in my disgust and maybe buy another one.
I'd say eh, I ddnt like u anyways CHAPSTICK! Then I'd ask myself why hasn't anyone mopped the floors? Then I'd. Kick the chapsticks butt and walk out like nuffin happened. And seriously, UNICORN FARTS?!