What is your Избранное joke?

Uaan

Jeb Bush

"North Korea is a threat."
"Russia will be satisfied after taking Ukraine."
"After banning guns, people won't try to ban knives."

Haha, lol.

Oooh! I got a good one! Okay, here goes:
Why did the thief take of his mask 🎭 when he was in trounle?
~ So he could FACE his problems! 😆
😂 Hahahaha!... I thought it was funny.. 😔