what will Ты do if i slap Ты for no reason?

Slap Ты back

Use my MMA tactics on you. What else?

I'd break your face mate

Dood, Ты probably don't want to, I have a terrible temper and I'm always packing.

i would slap u back, just like if someone at school kicks me i kick them back

slap Ты right back

перфоратор, удар, пунш Ты in the nose probably. Unless its some weak жопа, попка slap, then I guess I'll just ignore it.

Punch/slap you. или if it's extremely weak. Laugh at you,insult Ты and then ignore it. If Ты attempt to do it again i'll grab Ты hand to stop Ты from slapping me.

Damn everybody be answering they'd retaliate back или smth :v

I'm p weak physically so i have my ways when dealing w/ these things.
I'd either yell out "sexual harassment" if it's in public или just use some pepper spray if no one's around.

After Ты slap, I would ask "what was that for and then ask I'd there anything Ты want to talk about?"

Sir, at first, let me begin by saying that I shall wash my face and then followed by, simply percuss your balls with full strength.