Bob!
1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help Ты make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress by punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out by punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to благодарность things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17. Dress Bob up to annoy your father when he wants to practice karate
18. Humiliate Bob
19. Tell Bob your secrets, he won't tell
20. Use Bob to hang things on
21. Promote Bob to Head of the Dummies
22. Get mad at Bob when he doesn't make an acceptance speech
23. Take your revenge on Bob by hiding him
24. When your dad ask Ты why Bob is in the closet tell him Ты two were playing hide and seek
25. Confide in Bob that everyone thinks you’re crazy
26. Get sad when Bob doesn't comfort you
27. Demote Bob to fort holder upper
28. огонь Bob when your fort collapses
29. When your dad ask Ты why Bob is in the garbage tell him that Bob felt abused and wanted to leave
30. Rehire Bob
31. Promote and demote Bob for fun
32. Run out of things to do with Bob so Ты go and ask him for ideas
33. Get mad when Bob doesn't give Ты any suggestions
34. Put a cover over Bob and put him in a time out
35. Don't let your dad near Bob because he's in a time out
36. When your dad forces Ты to leave tell Bob it was nice knowing him and Ты feel sorry for him and his lot in life
37. Twist Bob's neck at impossible angles
38. Try to get Bob to talk
39. Blame Bob of being antisocial
40. Promote Bob for being so willing to accept his faults
41. Have a scowling contest
42. Make Bob as tall as he can be
43. Take Bob of his stand to make him short
44. Demote Bob for scowling at Ты after the scowling contest was finished
45. Promote Bob to Guard Dummy, Ты don't need a dog when you've got Bob to protect you
46. Demote Bob when your house is broken into
47. Make Bob feel your full wrath!
48. Apologize for hitting Bob so hard
49. Cry when it's time for Ты to Переместить out of the house and leave Bob
50. When Ты Переместить out of the house buy your own Bob.
