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 Bob!
Bob!
Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help Ты make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress by punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out by punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to благодарность things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17. Dress Bob up to annoy your father when he wants to practice karate
18. Humiliate Bob
19. Tell Bob your secrets, he won't tell
20. Use Bob to hang things on
21. Promote Bob to Head of the Dummies
22. Get mad at Bob when he doesn't make an acceptance speech
23. Take your revenge on Bob by hiding him
24. When your dad ask Ты why Bob is in the closet tell him Ты two were playing hide and seek
25. Confide in Bob that everyone thinks you’re crazy
26. Get sad when Bob doesn't comfort you
27. Demote Bob to fort holder upper
28. огонь Bob when your fort collapses
29. When your dad ask Ты why Bob is in the garbage tell him that Bob felt abused and wanted to leave
30. Rehire Bob
31. Promote and demote Bob for fun
32. Run out of things to do with Bob so Ты go and ask him for ideas
33. Get mad when Bob doesn't give Ты any suggestions
34. Put a cover over Bob and put him in a time out
35. Don't let your dad near Bob because he's in a time out
36. When your dad forces Ты to leave tell Bob it was nice knowing him and Ты feel sorry for him and his lot in life
37. Twist Bob's neck at impossible angles
38. Try to get Bob to talk
39. Blame Bob of being antisocial
40. Promote Bob for being so willing to accept his faults
41. Have a scowling contest
42. Make Bob as tall as he can be
43. Take Bob of his stand to make him short
44. Demote Bob for scowling at Ты after the scowling contest was finished
45. Promote Bob to Guard Dummy, Ты don't need a dog when you've got Bob to protect you
46. Demote Bob when your house is broken into
47. Make Bob feel your full wrath!
48. Apologize for hitting Bob so hard
49. Cry when it's time for Ты to Переместить out of the house and leave Bob
50. When Ты Переместить out of the house buy your own Bob.
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posted by patrisha727
Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure Ты use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the Космос shuttle.

9 Spend a whole день eating утиль, барахло, мусор Еда without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make Любовь on a forest floor....
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Kiss On The Lips-I Любовь You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Остаться в живых Ты
posted by Andolion
 The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes Ты just can't seem to remember why it is Ты didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank Ты for asking....
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach Ты all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now Ты know how to do it!
Now, if Ты want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and Показать your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if Ты win, Ты get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If Ты are a winner check everything on your profile.
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