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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke the words. She sounded like she had a cold или something. I waited patiently and the stall Далее to the woman who sounded like a man opened up. A middle aged lady came out, she had оранжевый hair, but I didn’t pay attention, I just went in and did MY business.
Ellen’s P.O.V
    After Tabby went in the bathroom, I waited for her. The woman came out of the stall her. She washed her brown hands and then puffed her hair up. And then she сказал(-а) this, “Is yours natural?” I looked around, looking for someone else. “Umm, what?” I asked. She laughed as if I just asked what color was my hair. “You’re hair!” She said. “Are Ты a natural blonde?” I looked at her as if I were unsure of what to say. “Yeah.” I сказал(-а) finally. “Oh, that’s good, it’s so hard to find people who have natural hair, these days.” I laughed with her and then she сказал(-а) something Ты would never believe. “What school do Ты go to?” What was wrong with this woman? “Um, Sultan High School!” She looked at me like I was an alien from Neptune! “Who’s your homeroom teacher?” she asked. “Uh, Mr. Congrooves.” I said. “OH! Tell him Dr. Z сказал(-а) Hi!” Just then, Tabby came out, and Dr. Z walked out the door.

“Why would Ты tell her what school we go to?!?” Tabby asked me as she washed her hands.

{This was a true story, this happened to me and my friend during my birthday weekend. We told my parents, and they laughed. It was a funny experience, that probably me nor her will ever forget!}
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I KNEW Ты WERE IN TROUBLE by Taylor Swift

{I Knew Ты Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, Ты got me alone
You found me, Ты found me, Ты found me…
I guess Ты didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, Ты took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's Далее to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew Ты were trouble when Ты walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so Ты put me down oh,
I knew Ты were trouble when Ты walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the лодка and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let Ты push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the огонь
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal Ты for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, Ты say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how Ты make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til Ты can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right Далее to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If Ты want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, Ты got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what Ты can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When Ты want to let it go
Raise your hands
And Ты want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if Ты waste time
They'll walk all over...
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the обедающий, закусочной all day
Working for her man, she brings Главная her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it или not
We got each other and that's a lot
For Любовь we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina...
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Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While чино danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if Ты have a good time
It's alright (alright) if Ты want to пересекать, крест that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a огонь burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...
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Listen people can't Ты hear the voices that are crying out
There's a hunger burning in the сердце of their souls
Maybe now that I got Ты let me tell Ты what I'm talking 'bout
Stand up and shout tonight we'll lose control

(Oh, no)
I been down and mistreated
(Oh no, let’s go)
Now we're standing undefeated
(Yeah)

I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill
I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill

You spend your life working 9 to 5 it's like doing time
Boss man says "Hey boy, you'll never be no good"
With the night there's a magic in the air makes us...
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One сердце one other
They met last summer
One Переместить she started
Now they Любовь this way
The pain of pleasure
Lying together
You're at their mercy
As the telephone's ringing on

No one сказал(-а) there'd be nights like this
Risk your life for a stolen kiss

We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We Kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love
We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We Kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love

Each Переместить goes so slow
Until the door closed
No secret codes now
No word says baby goes down
One last dance then goodbye
Practicing his Любовь lies
He runs to his wife
And you’re left holding...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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Every день it’s getting worse
Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But Ты make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t Ты be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can Ты be good to me
Good to me, please
I used...
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