The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.
Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke the words. She sounded like she had a cold или something. I waited patiently and the stall Далее to the woman who sounded like a man opened up. A middle aged lady came out, she had оранжевый hair, but I didn’t pay attention, I just went in and did MY business.
Ellen’s P.O.V
After Tabby went in the bathroom, I waited for her. The woman came out of the stall her. She washed her brown hands and then puffed her hair up. And then she сказал(-а) this, “Is yours natural?” I looked around, looking for someone else. “Umm, what?” I asked. She laughed as if I just asked what color was my hair. “You’re hair!” She said. “Are Ты a natural blonde?” I looked at her as if I were unsure of what to say. “Yeah.” I сказал(-а) finally. “Oh, that’s good, it’s so hard to find people who have natural hair, these days.” I laughed with her and then she сказал(-а) something Ты would never believe. “What school do Ты go to?” What was wrong with this woman? “Um, Sultan High School!” She looked at me like I was an alien from Neptune! “Who’s your homeroom teacher?” she asked. “Uh, Mr. Congrooves.” I said. “OH! Tell him Dr. Z сказал(-а) Hi!” Just then, Tabby came out, and Dr. Z walked out the door.
“Why would Ты tell her what school we go to?!?” Tabby asked me as she washed her hands.
{This was a true story, this happened to me and my friend during my birthday weekend. We told my parents, and they laughed. It was a funny experience, that probably me nor her will ever forget!}
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.
Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke the words. She sounded like she had a cold или something. I waited patiently and the stall Далее to the woman who sounded like a man opened up. A middle aged lady came out, she had оранжевый hair, but I didn’t pay attention, I just went in and did MY business.
Ellen’s P.O.V
After Tabby went in the bathroom, I waited for her. The woman came out of the stall her. She washed her brown hands and then puffed her hair up. And then she сказал(-а) this, “Is yours natural?” I looked around, looking for someone else. “Umm, what?” I asked. She laughed as if I just asked what color was my hair. “You’re hair!” She said. “Are Ты a natural blonde?” I looked at her as if I were unsure of what to say. “Yeah.” I сказал(-а) finally. “Oh, that’s good, it’s so hard to find people who have natural hair, these days.” I laughed with her and then she сказал(-а) something Ты would never believe. “What school do Ты go to?” What was wrong with this woman? “Um, Sultan High School!” She looked at me like I was an alien from Neptune! “Who’s your homeroom teacher?” she asked. “Uh, Mr. Congrooves.” I said. “OH! Tell him Dr. Z сказал(-а) Hi!” Just then, Tabby came out, and Dr. Z walked out the door.
“Why would Ты tell her what school we go to?!?” Tabby asked me as she washed her hands.
{This was a true story, this happened to me and my friend during my birthday weekend. We told my parents, and they laughed. It was a funny experience, that probably me nor her will ever forget!}
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HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see Ты again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
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Iggins:What do Ты mean?
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The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the вверх of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy медведь and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Ты hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Ты can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Ты were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Болталка person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Ты cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Болталка girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Ты are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Ты are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz или dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy медведь and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Ты hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Ты can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Ты were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Болталка person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Ты cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Болталка girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Ты are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Ты are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz или dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Далее week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Ты I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Ты again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Ты tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Далее week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Ты I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Ты again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Ты tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
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believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
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why be who your not, when Ты can enjoy being who Ты are.
-Alana
if Ты let yourself down, Ты let everyone behind Ты down.
-Alana
your first Любовь will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because Ты Любовь someone else doesn't mean Ты have to break one еще heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how Ты look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, Ты can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if Ты dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who Ты want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when Ты can enjoy being who Ты are.
-Alana
if Ты let yourself down, Ты let everyone behind Ты down.
-Alana
your first Любовь will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana