Dear God,
I have a special offer for Ты today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If Ты bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, Ты also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I have a special offer for Ты today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If Ты bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, Ты also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:
The ice creams are blueberry, арбуз and вишня flavor!
The печенье that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!
Doughnuts? They are just like the ones Ты can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, Ты can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!
How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, яблоко and vanilla?
The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!
These soaps would make for a really fun gift или the perfect благодарность in a practical joke. Here's the website if Ты wan to buy a couple of them: link
LOL! xD
source: mundochica
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope Ты are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I Любовь INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell Ты a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope Ты are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I Любовь INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell Ты a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
So,this is my first of maybe many Статьи that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i сказал(-а) astronouts how do Ты think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first бык in Космос was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Друзья Collin Mc Moo,Milky Шоколад and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents бык Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank Ты for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i сказал(-а) astronouts how do Ты think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first бык in Космос was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Друзья Collin Mc Moo,Milky Шоколад and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents бык Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank Ты for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
