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From an email I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Ты need it down. Ты don’t hear us complaining about Ты leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what Ты want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable Ответы to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if Ты want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we сказал(-а) 6 months назад is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all Комментарии become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If Ты think you’re fat, Ты probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we сказал(-а) can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes Ты sad или angry, we meant the other one.
14. Ты can either ask us to do something или tell us how Ты want it done. Not both. If Ты already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. тыква is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and Ты say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know Ты are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If Ты ask a Вопрос Ты don’t want an answer to, expect an answer Ты don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything Ты wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless Ты are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, или Cars.
23. Ты have enough clothes.
24. Ты have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank Ты for Чтение this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the диван, мягкий уголок tonight, but did Ты know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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From an email I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Ты need it down. Ты don’t hear us complaining about Ты leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what Ты want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable Ответы to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if Ты want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we сказал(-а) 6 months назад is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all Комментарии become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If Ты think you’re fat, Ты probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we сказал(-а) can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes Ты sad или angry, we meant the other one.
14. Ты can either ask us to do something или tell us how Ты want it done. Not both. If Ты already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. тыква is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and Ты say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know Ты are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If Ты ask a Вопрос Ты don’t want an answer to, expect an answer Ты don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything Ты wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless Ты are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, или Cars.
23. Ты have enough clothes.
24. Ты have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank Ты for Чтение this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the диван, мягкий уголок tonight, but did Ты know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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