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From an email I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Ты need it down. Ты don’t hear us complaining about Ты leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what Ты want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable Ответы to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if Ты want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we сказал(-а) 6 months назад is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all Комментарии become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If Ты think you’re fat, Ты probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we сказал(-а) can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes Ты sad или angry, we meant the other one.
14. Ты can either ask us to do something или tell us how Ты want it done. Not both. If Ты already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. тыква is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and Ты say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know Ты are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If Ты ask a Вопрос Ты don’t want an answer to, expect an answer Ты don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything Ты wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless Ты are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, или Cars.
23. Ты have enough clothes.
24. Ты have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank Ты for Чтение this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the диван, мягкий уголок tonight, but did Ты know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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From an email I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Ты need it down. Ты don’t hear us complaining about Ты leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what Ты want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable Ответы to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if Ты want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we сказал(-а) 6 months назад is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all Комментарии become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If Ты think you’re fat, Ты probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we сказал(-а) can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes Ты sad или angry, we meant the other one.
14. Ты can either ask us to do something или tell us how Ты want it done. Not both. If Ты already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever Ты have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. тыква is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and Ты say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know Ты are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If Ты ask a Вопрос Ты don’t want an answer to, expect an answer Ты don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything Ты wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless Ты are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, или Cars.
23. Ты have enough clothes.
24. Ты have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank Ты for Чтение this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the диван, мягкий уголок tonight, but did Ты know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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I am Anti- Miley because of this:
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
Ты never lived in the streets though Ты wish Ты had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If Ты need help или another example for a better understanding, let me know.
Yes you are.
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed by the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the пляж, пляжный with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: Ты haven't сказал(-а) that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run by the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's...
