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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket или пальто if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean toward them
13.    Be Positive
14.    Wiink
15.    Send them a text message
16.    Find them on Myspace или Facebook and add them
17.    Drop something and see if they pick it up
18.    Brush against them "accidentally"
19.    Flutter your eyelashes
20.    If it's a nice day, suggest Ты go outside to enjoy the sunshine
21.    If it's a cold day, suggest to go get hot chocolate
22.    Be yourself
23.    Tell them something about who Ты are; a secret hope, a silly fear...
24.    Ask them what shampoo they use
25.    Open the door for them
26.    Carry something heavy for them
27.    Complement them on jewelry they're wearing
28.    Ask what they like to do for fun
29.    Ask Вопросы about their interests
30.    Invite them to go stargazing with you
31.    Send them Цветы anonymously
32.    Give them your phone number или email address
33.    Tell them they have beautiful eyes или a beautiful smile
34.    Laugh at their jokes
35.    Tell them, "I bet Ты can't guess what I'm thinking..." then when they fail, tell them something flirty, like "you look great today", или "We should skip class and go to the beach".
36.    Let them catch Ты checking them out
37.    Touch yourself, maybe put your hair behind your ear, или adjust your clothing
38.    Whistle at them
39.    Say, "Is it hot in here, или is it just you?"
40.    Blush
41.    Bite your lip and look down
42.    Give your full attention to the other person
43.    Make them a CD
44.    Invite them to a movie
45.    Invite them to watch a Показать или sporting event
46.    Dare them to do something
47.    Be competative -- "I bet I can beat Ты at racketball"
48.    Brush their hair out of their eyes
49.    Take them for a walk outside, and sit down in the grass.
50.    If you're sitting outside, offer to help her up.
51.    Let him notice Ты smelling him
52.    Tell her she smells great
53.    Ask them how their день was.
54.    Ask them if they're doing anything fun this weekend.
55.    Invite them to go with Ты and your Друзья someplace.
56.    Teach them how to do something
57.    Tell them Ты were thinking of them the other day.
58.    Lick your lips.
59.    Mirror their body language; if they talk slowly, talk slower; if they're leaning forward, lean вперед toward them, too.
60.    Call them for no reason other than to say, "Hello".
61.    Suggest a book или movie Ты think they'd really like; they'll be impressed Ты are tuned into their tastes and are thinking of them.
62.    Stand up straight and don't slouch
63.    Say their name often
64.    Nod when they speak
65.    Ask them their opinion on something in the news.
66.    Leave a note someplace for them to find it
67.    Teach them a few dance moves
68.    Ask them what their Избранное Десерт is.
69.    Tell them Ты had a dream with them in it.
70.    Attend an event that they are in или want to go to.
71.    Offer them something you're eating -- gum или a piece of candy.
72.    Tell them Ты want their Совет или input on an issue.
73.    Ask them what they would think if Ты asked them out.
74.    Make sure to tell them "good luck" if they are going someplace или doing something important-- taking a test, interviewing for a job, etc.
75.    Use a corny pickupline to make them laugh.
76.    Win them a prize.
77.    If they ask Ты a question, say, "Maybe I'll tell you... if you'll let me buy Ты lunch."
78.    If they looks sad, try to cheer them up.
79.    Poke them
80.    Ask if they need any help with what they're doing
81.    Hold their hand
82.    Tickle them
83.    Invite them over for a candlelight dinner
84.    Ask them what they are thinking, right now
85.    Ask them to sit Далее to you
86.    Tell them a secret
87.    Play a game with them
88.    Pay attention to their body language
89.    Be mysterious
90.    Make up a riddle for them to solve, with the prize being a дата with you, a kiss, etc.
91.    Tell them a joke
92.    Cook something for them (cookies, или even a dinner).
93.    Dedicate a song to them on the radio
94.    Tell them, "I think I want to flirt with you"
95.    Invite them to go bike riding with you
96.    Say it's cold, and suggest Ты should scoot closer to avoid hypothermia
97.    Ask them what they want in a guy/girl
98.    Use sexually suggestive language in a context with something they're interested in (like, "So if you're into astronomy, Ты must have no problem staying up all night long")
99.    Tell them Ты enjoy their company
100.    Ask lightly, "Are Ты flirting with me?"
101.    Ask them what their name means; if they don't know, Ты can look it up
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours или mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do Ты put that back?"

I had a lot of fun Письмо these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

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Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If Ты don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley или our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I сказал(-а) giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the хлеб and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the сердце one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do Ты know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, Любовь
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I Любовь Ты and I'm not afraid, oh

Can Ты hear me?
Can Ты feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Ты
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow дерево
(Come and find me)

I know Ты hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Ты
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the Вопросы really loudly and if they try to tell Ты to be quite say "shhh this is a test Ты know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering Болталка numbers to the person Далее to Ты and then when the teacher tells Ты off say "They made me give them the Ответы или they сказал(-а) they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at Ты say "What are Ты lookin at!" или "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on вверх of the таблица and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have Ты been spying on me and teling it everything!"
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my Фэнтези is flying
It's a замок in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Драконы now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a замок in the sky
или there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Фэнтези is not a crime
Find your замок in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads Ты to the moon 'cause..."
posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have Ты ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would Ты ask such a Вопрос now? Ты don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when Ты were 35 years old and Ты really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give Ты a loan? Remember how one день the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no Вопросы asked?"

"Oh, Betty, Ты did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Ты Ты twit she was only after your money and could have дана a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" или "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He сказал(-а) "I'd like to have one too." Then I сказал(-а) "But this is a dog". He сказал(-а) he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He сказал(-а) I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Ты believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Ты respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee еще than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My сердце skips a beat
When Ты walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Ты until the end

I give my сердце and my soul to you
To make Ты see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Ты see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Ты want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Ты AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Ты 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST звезда IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Ты EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Ты BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF или I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Показать earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by trentgwenfan1
i Любовь cereal yes i do

i Любовь cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Любовь cerial yes i do i Любовь cerial Ты better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if Ты can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Любовь creal yes we do i Любовь ceral Ты should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Любовь ccerale yes i do

i Любовь crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some Болталка songs Ты made up plz commet
1.where Ты keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid или nawt!!
3.Who Ты talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Ты are super jelous или other girls (or boys)
5.That Ты hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Ты will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Ты have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Ты are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that Ты can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Главная Depot is еще saving and еще doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are еще than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Остаться в живых her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Обновления if Ты want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy Ты do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for еще hours and my Друзья will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every год people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, печенье and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).