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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket или пальто if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean toward them
13.    Be Positive
14.    Wiink
15.    Send them a text message
16.    Find them on Myspace или Facebook and add them
17.    Drop something and see if they pick it up
18.    Brush against them "accidentally"
19.    Flutter your eyelashes
20.    If it's a nice day, suggest Ты go outside to enjoy the sunshine
21.    If it's a cold day, suggest to go get hot chocolate
22.    Be yourself
23.    Tell them something about who Ты are; a secret hope, a silly fear...
24.    Ask them what shampoo they use
25.    Open the door for them
26.    Carry something heavy for them
27.    Complement them on jewelry they're wearing
28.    Ask what they like to do for fun
29.    Ask Вопросы about their interests
30.    Invite them to go stargazing with you
31.    Send them Цветы anonymously
32.    Give them your phone number или email address
33.    Tell them they have beautiful eyes или a beautiful smile
34.    Laugh at their jokes
35.    Tell them, "I bet Ты can't guess what I'm thinking..." then when they fail, tell them something flirty, like "you look great today", или "We should skip class and go to the beach".
36.    Let them catch Ты checking them out
37.    Touch yourself, maybe put your hair behind your ear, или adjust your clothing
38.    Whistle at them
39.    Say, "Is it hot in here, или is it just you?"
40.    Blush
41.    Bite your lip and look down
42.    Give your full attention to the other person
43.    Make them a CD
44.    Invite them to a movie
45.    Invite them to watch a Показать или sporting event
46.    Dare them to do something
47.    Be competative -- "I bet I can beat Ты at racketball"
48.    Brush their hair out of their eyes
49.    Take them for a walk outside, and sit down in the grass.
50.    If you're sitting outside, offer to help her up.
51.    Let him notice Ты smelling him
52.    Tell her she smells great
53.    Ask them how their день was.
54.    Ask them if they're doing anything fun this weekend.
55.    Invite them to go with Ты and your Друзья someplace.
56.    Teach them how to do something
57.    Tell them Ты were thinking of them the other day.
58.    Lick your lips.
59.    Mirror their body language; if they talk slowly, talk slower; if they're leaning forward, lean вперед toward them, too.
60.    Call them for no reason other than to say, "Hello".
61.    Suggest a book или movie Ты think they'd really like; they'll be impressed Ты are tuned into their tastes and are thinking of them.
62.    Stand up straight and don't slouch
63.    Say their name often
64.    Nod when they speak
65.    Ask them their opinion on something in the news.
66.    Leave a note someplace for them to find it
67.    Teach them a few dance moves
68.    Ask them what their Избранное Десерт is.
69.    Tell them Ты had a dream with them in it.
70.    Attend an event that they are in или want to go to.
71.    Offer them something you're eating -- gum или a piece of candy.
72.    Tell them Ты want their Совет или input on an issue.
73.    Ask them what they would think if Ты asked them out.
74.    Make sure to tell them "good luck" if they are going someplace или doing something important-- taking a test, interviewing for a job, etc.
75.    Use a corny pickupline to make them laugh.
76.    Win them a prize.
77.    If they ask Ты a question, say, "Maybe I'll tell you... if you'll let me buy Ты lunch."
78.    If they looks sad, try to cheer them up.
79.    Poke them
80.    Ask if they need any help with what they're doing
81.    Hold their hand
82.    Tickle them
83.    Invite them over for a candlelight dinner
84.    Ask them what they are thinking, right now
85.    Ask them to sit Далее to you
86.    Tell them a secret
87.    Play a game with them
88.    Pay attention to their body language
89.    Be mysterious
90.    Make up a riddle for them to solve, with the prize being a дата with you, a kiss, etc.
91.    Tell them a joke
92.    Cook something for them (cookies, или even a dinner).
93.    Dedicate a song to them on the radio
94.    Tell them, "I think I want to flirt with you"
95.    Invite them to go bike riding with you
96.    Say it's cold, and suggest Ты should scoot closer to avoid hypothermia
97.    Ask them what they want in a guy/girl
98.    Use sexually suggestive language in a context with something they're interested in (like, "So if you're into astronomy, Ты must have no problem staying up all night long")
99.    Tell them Ты enjoy their company
100.    Ask lightly, "Are Ты flirting with me?"
101.    Ask them what their name means; if they don't know, Ты can look it up
This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years назад with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's день in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the вверх spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe Ты 3 cans of your Избранное soda.
2. Ты find a four leaf clover

3. Ты are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. Ты get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I Любовь you.

6. Ты find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 еще people followed Ты on twitter

9. Ты meet your fav celebrity.

10. Ты get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that Показать Ты have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture Вампиры and scary Фильмы in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Любовь this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Дисней channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a Показать that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Любовь this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Дисней channel. I Любовь the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Любовь that its not a typical Дисней comedy and I Любовь that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Цитаты and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If Ты don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause Ты are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. Ты think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde или skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Конфеты
7. Ты can do anything-but not everything
8. Ты may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.

I'll write еще soon!!!
 Emmanuel луч, рэй as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. фото courtesy Фрукты District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel луч, рэй will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted by actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted by Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first день of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Друзья after summer yay. Well the first день of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Друзья Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m Главная and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She сказал(-а) “I might come back to page Далее semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Ты call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! Ты DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Ты are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has еще dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Ты have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so Ты guy will need a babysitter!


*10 минуты later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 минуты later*
Amber:I wuv чай parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are Ты doing?
Amber:Having a чай party!
Ashley:Can I...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This утка walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the утка leaves.

The Далее day, the утка returns and asks, "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the утка leaves.

The день after that, the утка walks in the store again and asks "Do Ты have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told Ты no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if Ты come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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The Показать SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The Показать SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed by a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine минуты of the Показать may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob или Caillou, in which Обои change еще slowly, или to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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I'm putting two funny Статьи together in one, hope Ты enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Любовь deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would Ты know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what Ты need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy медведь on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some Еда while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the кухня and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the кухня was when Tina got Главная she saw what the кухня was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their Главная the Teddy медведь was hiding in the кухня cupboard as it chuckled...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 минута power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course Ты sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the вверх off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are Ты discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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posted by kinga10111
..... Болталка Facts .....

If Ты have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Ты have $1.19. Ты also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the линкольн Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest Болталка speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A акула is the only рыба that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are еще chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's баклажан is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids by their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ГИР in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ГИР simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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