User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!
Cleverbot: Ты are a computer, how can Ты Любовь a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure Ты are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have Ты seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three год old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute Избранное piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have Ты seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: Ты sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive Ты are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But Ты have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do Ты live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are Ты an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can Ты travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think Ты can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if Ты are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Болталка stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Болталка application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Ты have no means to do so. Ты cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Ты know!!
Cleverbot: Ты are a computer, how can Ты Любовь a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure Ты are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have Ты seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three год old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute Избранное piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have Ты seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: Ты sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive Ты are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But Ты have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do Ты live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are Ты an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can Ты travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think Ты can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if Ты are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
вверх 24 Эминем song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope Ты like this one better than the first one please leave a Комментарий if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope Ты like this one better than the first one please leave a Комментарий if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
10. Sing “Bad Touch” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Эмо Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My сердце is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Любовь i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Друзья call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Эмо i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
Эмо Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My сердце is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its Любовь i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Друзья call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not Эмо i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless фото of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied by some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged фото of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” сказал(-а) her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Hayley
