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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Далее Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Ты tried Показ him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Ты - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - рыба Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
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[Family Guy] S04E02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High #184
Lois: Ты see, our son Chris, well...
Peter: Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Mrs. Lockhart, our son....would like to plow you.
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[Family Guy] S04E04 - Don't Make Me Over #185
Peter: Oh Meg, honey. I always thought Ты were beautiful just the way Ты we're... [starts laughing]. Oh, God, couldn't do that with a straight face. [Continues laughing] Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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[Family Guy] S04E06 - Petarded #186
Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
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[Family Guy] S04E07 - Brian the Bachelor #187
Brooke: Glen, will Ты accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged Ты and tried to have sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
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[Family Guy] S04E08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter #188
Peter: Here honey, I got Ты this greeting card.
Lois: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
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[Family Guy] S04E13 - Jungle Любовь #189
Chris: Dad, don't Ты see? You're using the island to get out of your problems at home.
Peter: What are Ты talking about? Meg's right there.
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[Family Guy] S04E21 - I Take Thee Quagmire #190
Cleveland: Hey, Quagmire, is that a банан in your pocket, или an erection in your pocket?
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[Family Guy] S04E22 - Sibling Rivalry #191
Chris: For my science homework, I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
Lois: Ты mean diorama.
Chris: ...Uh-oh.
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Another long and sleepless night
You need someone to hold Ты tight
Sometimes Любовь don't know wrong from right
Another long and senseless
Fight was all Ты knew they're all the same
There's no one left to take the blame
What's behind this masquerade
How do we win these losin'
Games we play, words we say
Cutting wounds we know they run so deep
Leave it all behind you
Or someday Любовь will find you

Only lonely, ooh, I can't stop hurting you
Only lonely, ooh, but I can't stop loving you
Only lonely, ooh, how much pain does it take

It's getting sometimes I don't know
When to stop when to go
Sometimes we're so afraid...
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I've been lied to and Ты been cheated
I've been cried to, Ты been mistreated
I've been watching you, Ты want action
You need Любовь and I need satisfaction

I'm burning for love
Filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)
It's down to the wire
I'm making my move, I'm looking for you
I'm burning for love

You're the victim it's in your eyes
I'm the suspect and love's the crime
Tensions mounting bodies aching
I can't take the anticipation

I'm burning for love
I’m filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)...
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Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being Ты when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being Ты when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let Ты control me или so Ты thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being Ты when it’s...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Well here Ты are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven или hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have Ты come here ?
What do Ты need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe Ты want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask Ты now..
how many of these pills

would Ты take each день to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs или antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Присоединиться us!
Allex: Ok. What are Ты doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this Статья is not about овца, овцы или bananas it is about a еще serious matter.

this is a Дебаты and i want everyone Чтение this
Письмо a Комментарий about what Ты think is write или wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

или the chicken?

thats my Дебаты and i want EVERYONE who's a Фан
of Болталка to write what they think is right


and become a Фан of me and become a Фан of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
или the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do Ты think Ты could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank Ты all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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