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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if Ты don't look like a movie звезда because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because Ты Любовь to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much Еда in one день you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If Ты want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then Ты throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if Ты don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone Ты may never see again или someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If Ты do talk to them then Ты look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book by its cover and pisses me off. Ты look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' или someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that Эмо could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about Ты then Ты shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over Ты and give them the satisfaction of seeing Ты cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck Ты everytime they walk by (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If Ты have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because Ты can't get that new рубашка Ты want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly или dumb then Ты have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around Актёрское искусство like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and by brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in постель, кровати and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 год old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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posted by jessicamc26
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her кошелек to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond Ответы "Shut up, you're next."
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posted by jblovesme4ever
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random pic
1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did Ты raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if Ты must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch Ты "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 еще times:D

5. Yell "OMG...
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posted by cute20k
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd Ты let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Остаться в живых so howww
Did this happen?
And Ты sit back just laughin
My сердце left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres еще to life than just a dream.
If Ты don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt еще than you'd think.

Are Ты buying my trust?...
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posted by cute20k
meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide by cute20k Опубликовано 2 минуты назад


meebo
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posted by hotice
" I know what Ты want from me.you want me to tell Ты my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to Ты . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell Ты i could get a lot of people around me hurt " сказал(-а) the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what Ты will tell me today " сказал(-а) the man .

"Alright but Ты will not like what i tell Ты .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " сказал(-а) the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if Ты want hear еще . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If Ты don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Ты into the middle of Далее week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I сказал(-а) so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me еще LOGIC .


"If Ты fall out of that свинг, качели and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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posted by AnnaSmiley
Listen to me and smile a lot :]

~Never leave your house without a smile. Cause every день without smiling would seem empty & useless.

~Show your Друзья that Ты Любовь them every day. Little thing would make them the happiest person on the world

~If Ты love, Любовь the best Ты can. And only Любовь the person that deserves to be loved.

~Never дата somebody just for fun. It could happen to Ты and it will hurt and break your heart.

~Watch pics and Фильмы from when Ты were a child. It will wake up the child in Ты :]

~Dance only for your soul at least once a week. It'll make Ты happy :D

~Say at least...
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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Вопрос on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...
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posted by angelicahardy
It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps...
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The Влюбленные of the Heart
In order to form a еще perfect Kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be Друзья
3. Kiss on the neck- I want Ты
4. Kiss on the lips- I Любовь you
5. Kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I Любовь Ты too much to let Ты go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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1. Stay on the computer as long as I want.
2. Change in the middle of the house.
3. Invite Болталка people over.
4. Play as much video games as I want.
5. Put the Музыка at full blast.
6. Turn on all the lights.
7. Go on any website I want.
8. Turn on the T.V. while I'm on the computer so I don't feel alone.
9. Walk around in my underwear. (sometimes)
10. Eat anything I want.
11. Drink as much soda as I want.
12. Sing along with songs I know.
13. Do stuff my mom would yell at me for.
14. Scream for no apperent reason.
15. Do anything I want. (:
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