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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t Ты wearing shoes” Ты reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.


9. When your teacher tells Ты to stop, пересекать, крест your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

10.Don’t do your Homework.

11. When your teacher asks Ты why Ты didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

12. When Ты have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), Ты stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do Ты need help on?” Ты smirk and whisper “I know what Ты did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”

16. 5 минуты after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”

16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand Конфеты out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for Ты =P that’s payback for that F!” >D

18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why Ты were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 секунды and the bottom.


20. When Ты leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

21. Показать up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”

24. Whisper to the person Далее to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out Болталка things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your teacher Ты heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like Ты need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When Ты graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS Ты SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect

32.Speak like Yoda

33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'

34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language

35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"

37.Ask if why she asks Вопросы if she "supposedly" knows the answer.

38.Tell her Ты know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong

39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper или rubbers at them

40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Ты answer “take it where”.

41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Ты answer “Absent

42.If Ты so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.

43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it

44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head

45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one или two points higher than it actually is.

46.Use crayon for important assignments

47.When possible, eat Еда in class. Loud, crunchy food

48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.

49.Blurt out the Ответы to the teachers questions

50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.

51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”

52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.

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Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
So if Ты haven’t heard as of Последнее times, there’s a plan to revive the old classic event on Fanpop called Fanpop’s Got Talent, или FGT. This entire event if being organized by a great man by the Имя пользователя of Kuro_Hyou666, and I highly recommend Ты support him. Because of this man, users from all around Fanpop can compete in an ultimate contest to be the best in a certain category.

Here are the categories as of right now: Haiku, Fanfiction, Singing, Dancing, and Drawing/Digital Art.

…...But what’s in for the critics out there? What about reviews? What about вверх 10’s или Countdowns...
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added by AvatarAang97
Well, I have read many ‘Top10’ and ‘Top20’ Статьи here. Most of them revolve around topics like ‘Best Actor’, ‘Most Handsome Men’, ‘Prettiest Celebrities’, ‘Best Movies’, ‘Best Аниме Characters’, ‘Catchiest Songs’ and so on. After today’s science class in school, I thought to make another ‘Top10’ article, but on a totally different topic – вверх 10 ENDANGERED ANIMALS.
So, here’s my вверх 10 Животные which are really awesome but unfortunately, are on the verge of being extinct.

#10. BLACK RHINOCEROS
I am not much fond of rhinos but this black one looks...
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added by shaneoohmac13
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard или a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako Русалки does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
Ты can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic или inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for Чтение this Статья and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
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posted by Quincy8832
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the улица, уличный from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!

Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.

Ты could also make a friend and maybe Ты have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right by you,if not at least Ты still see them или talk to them. :)
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real Цитаты by me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way или anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no еще than what Ты expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing еще to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable Ты just want to take everything Ты own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the Актёрское искусство is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when Чтение the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..

But here's why that upsets me so much.

A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most Популярное girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck by cyber bullying.
And Ты know what happened?
She killed herself!

Yeah.

My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!

So.
Yeah..

Now Ты know why I was effected so strongly by this movie..

And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, by all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me еще reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what Ты think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by RKO22
Эй, Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui

I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction

I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs by tricking them

And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit

Asians are awesome

And they also Любовь to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook

Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend

Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
posted by ShadowFan100
Shadowfan here!

In case Ты all didn't know, today is my birthday. (Well, when i wrote this, it was still Aug 13th, now it's the 14th) 25 years назад today, I made my way into this fascinating, yet dark and mysterious world we call: Earth. Over the years, I have learned a lot about the world around me. I've learn that there is not only evil here, but also good--even when it seems so Остаться в живых and buried. Now, although today was a pretty good birthday, I'd like to take a moment out of this день to talk about someone I know. Someone that left me too soon.

I don't talk about him much, but now I think it's...
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com
My fav. Taylor song is Зачарованная and this song always reminds me of my best frnd flightFlora.
This Статья is dedicated 2 her:

Lyric: "There I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles
Same old tired, lonely place
Walls of insincerity"

This reminds me of the день when i entered my new classroom, looking here and there and passing smiles. And i was searching 4 a frnd of mine who was not there anymore.

Lyric: "Shifting eyes and vacancy vanished when I saw your face
All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you
Your eyes whispered "have we met?
Across the room your silhouette starts to make it's...
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added by BlindBandit92
Fun Part! :D

1. UPGRADES! ^___^

2. Awesome music!

3. A good story!

4. Different powers/weapons!

5. BOSS. FIGHTS. ALL OF MY YES! ^__________^

6. A giant awesome hub world that is easy to navigate!

7. Humor, put some jokes in your games! Even if it's not punny at all. (:D)

8. Choices for different characters/ships/cars/etc.

9. That one epic bad-ass character.

10. Interesting new mechanics!

11. An incredibly satisfying final boss fight.

12. A good challenge that isn't too hard или too easy in the game you're playing!

13. Special Moves that are actually EASY to perform!

14. Moe. :D

15. Power-Ups! огонь цветок EVERYTHING...
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posted by deathding
 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, или JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless Ты get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived...
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