1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t Ты wearing shoes” Ты reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells Ты to stop, пересекать, крест your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks Ты why Ты didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When Ты have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), Ты stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do Ты need help on?” Ты smirk and whisper “I know what Ты did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 минуты after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand Конфеты out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for Ты =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why Ты were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 секунды and the bottom.
20. When Ты leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Показать up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person Далее to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out Болталка things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher Ты heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like Ты need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When Ты graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS Ты SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks Вопросы if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her Ты know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper или rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Ты answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Ты answer “Absent
42.If Ты so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one или two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat Еда in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the Ответы to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t Ты wearing shoes” Ты reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells Ты to stop, пересекать, крест your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks Ты why Ты didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When Ты have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), Ты stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do Ты need help on?” Ты smirk and whisper “I know what Ты did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 минуты after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand Конфеты out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for Ты =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why Ты were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 секунды and the bottom.
20. When Ты leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Показать up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person Далее to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out Болталка things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher Ты heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like Ты need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When Ты graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS Ты SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks Вопросы if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her Ты know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper или rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Ты answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Ты answer “Absent
42.If Ты so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one или two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat Еда in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the Ответы to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five минуты yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Ты see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that Ты are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that Ты are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Ты dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five минуты yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Ты see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that Ты are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that Ты are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Ты dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our Любовь Ты lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Любовь him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Любовь is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Любовь be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape или form.
6.Guys Ты should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Ты (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Любовь we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Ты (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we Любовь him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Любовь is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Любовь be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape или form.
6.Guys Ты should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Ты (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Любовь we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Ты (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Кеша babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Ты of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Барби girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Главная adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Ответы he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Кеша babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Ты of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Барби girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Главная adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Ответы he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
