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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a день at the gym, there are ways to be active in your день to день life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever Ты can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus или train, stand. Ты may not realize it, but standing takes еще energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother или father, but Ты will also be burning calories while Ты work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If Ты can, go swimming или go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters или with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether Ты play a game, just mess around, или play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the диван, мягкий уголок and get moving, Ты will feel better and look great.
1. Take someone's shopping тележка, корзина and switch the items with stuff from the person Далее to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Ты in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Ты on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Переместить "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy падуб, holly, холли died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If Ты toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card сказал(-а) he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame улица, уличный were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person Далее to Ты if they know how to tap into top-secret пятиугольник, пентагон files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Удалить key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever Ты hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some еще that I came up with too, hope Ты enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to Поиск the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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This is How Miss Teen South Carolina Ответы her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the Название of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....
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miss teen usa
south carolina
really stupid people
funny
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posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The секунда nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody сказал(-а) it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Панды are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us или most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some Совет 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are Ты chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far еще confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities Ты truly love. If Ты stay focused on those things, then the Далее time Ты are asked to volunteer или get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes Ты too far from what Ты are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could Ты pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? сказал(-а) the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made Ты laugh.

Here are 2 Болталка facts:
They don't sell Smarties или Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa сказал(-а) sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause Ты realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are Ты gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad или somthing?"
no Ты look beautiful dont ever think Ты are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher сказал(-а) "Class Ты will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher сказал(-а) "I want Ты to draw what ever Ты feel in your heart.What...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your воротник and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When Ты get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when Ты reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a шпатель and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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Source: desktopnexus
Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of арахис масло, сливочное масло sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables...
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