Answer their Вопросы with questions
Ask if Ты they can put Еда color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Комментарий about his abs.
Ask if the пицца has had its shots
Ask if the пицца is organically grown
Ask if them for a free дата with one of the staff if Ты make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Описание to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Ты get to keep the пицца box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards пицца your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Ты were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, пицца Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Ты know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your пицца "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every минута или two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
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