Answer their Вопросы with questions
Ask if Ты they can put Еда color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Комментарий about his abs.
Ask if the пицца has had its shots
Ask if the пицца is organically grown
Ask if them for a free дата with one of the staff if Ты make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Описание to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Ты get to keep the пицца box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards пицца your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Ты were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, пицца Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Ты know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your пицца "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every минута или two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I Опубликовано it, & I'm bored.
Ask if Ты they can put Еда color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Комментарий about his abs.
Ask if the пицца has had its shots
Ask if the пицца is organically grown
Ask if them for a free дата with one of the staff if Ты make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Описание to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Ты get to keep the пицца box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards пицца your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Ты were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, пицца Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Ты know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your пицца "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every минута или two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I Опубликовано it, & I'm bored.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and Ты don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do Ты use these emotions или others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See еще emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. или be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Еда that can make Ты sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda или crush
4) gety near load stuff или equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late час
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms улица, уличный orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Ты hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Ты did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat Еда that can make Ты sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda или crush
4) gety near load stuff или equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late час
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms улица, уличный orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Ты hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Ты did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Ты mad или doesnt agree with your point of view Ты just Сообщить them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Ты mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Сообщить thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Сообщить или block family we care and Показать Любовь for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Сообщить someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Любовь all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Ты mad или doesnt agree with your point of view Ты just Сообщить them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Ты mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Сообщить thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Сообщить или block family we care and Показать Любовь for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Сообщить someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Любовь all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Ты want?" "I'm calling to Сообщить my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Ты very much for the call, sir." The Далее day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your Чтение my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Чтение this.
4. Ты didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Ты notice I skipped number three.
7. Ты don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Ты silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Ты realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Ты remember that a fact is something that can be proven right или wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Ты wish Ты never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Ты with the missing number this time. или did I?
14. Ты wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Чтение powers amaze you.
16. Ты totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Ты ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even Чтение this.
4. Ты didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Ты notice I skipped number three.
7. Ты don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Ты silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Ты realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Ты remember that a fact is something that can be proven right или wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Ты wish Ты never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Ты with the missing number this time. или did I?
14. Ты wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Чтение powers amaze you.
16. Ты totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Ты ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Пение in a row, then Ты sneeze and Ты fall down. Did Ты ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Ты used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Ты knew Ты had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Ты know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Пение in a row, then Ты sneeze and Ты fall down. Did Ты ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Ты used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Ты knew Ты had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Ты know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.