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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The Музыка genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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posted by pure-angel
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because Ты tread on my dreams.
W.B. Yeats

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life Ты have imagined.
Henry David Thoreau

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, Ты have within Ты the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
Harriet Tubman

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
Pamela Vaull Starr

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the день to...
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posted by mitchie19
I'm bored, so I asked this Вопрос myself. Okay, here we go. Just wanna express myself.

For me, Любовь makes the world go around. I don't know what that means but, it does. A lot of people say it. Wherever Ты go, whatever place you've been, there's always love.
It's also not just feelings but emotions. Your emotions draws Ты to that person, and sometimes we hope that that person likes us back too right?

Sometimes, Любовь is hard. We always want love. I don't know why a lot of people want Любовь so much. When I see a couple somewhere, I get jealous. I tell myself: "I want that too."
To be honest, I...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, Ты can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, бык Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep...
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posted by BlackSunshine
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call Ты Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Ты hear the penny Ты dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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The Loss
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Telling Mom…& Dad
     Becca’s eyes filled with tears as the officers told her. They left, leaving regards and told her they would be sure to get find the guy who killed Collin. Manny was standing in the living room now, with a помадка, выдумка pop tart. Becca didn’t know how she was going to tell her little sister how the brother she loved, the most was gone forever now. She sat her sister down beside her on the red leather диван, мягкий уголок and took her tiny hands in hers. “Ok, Manny, Collin…Collin, Collin was shot.” She said....
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posted by ryogirl2010
[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,


the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
an Энджел girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken сердце that the world forgot

[go back to couros]
posted by BeautysOverated
1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of арахис масло, сливочное масло sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) или the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine или urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a моль rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Список all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Ты get when Ты scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Ты know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Ты just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. рыба fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by invadercalliope
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What Ты too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A день With out laughter is a день wasted.
6.The Earth Has Музыка For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first день Ты have first laugh- at yourself
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why Ты would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Ты find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit Ты first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of Ты shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by 2dolphn97
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of Ты do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps Ты guys, GREAT! if anyone has any Вопросы most likely i will be еще than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and by brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in постель, кровати and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 год old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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posted by jessicamc26
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her кошелек to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond Ответы "Shut up, you're next."
--sorry i need to make this longer to publish
posted by jblovesme4ever
 Болталка pic
random pic
1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did Ты raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if Ты must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch Ты "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 еще times:D

5. Yell "OMG...
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posted by cute20k
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd Ты let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Остаться в живых so howww
Did this happen?
And Ты sit back just laughin
My сердце left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres еще to life than just a dream.
If Ты don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt еще than you'd think.

Are Ты buying my trust?...
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posted by cute20k
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
: :-
:x :X :-X :-x
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide by cute20k Опубликовано 2 минуты назад

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posted by hotice
" I know what Ты want from me.you want me to tell Ты my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to Ты . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell Ты i could get a lot of people around me hurt " сказал(-а) the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what Ты will tell me today " сказал(-а) the man .

"Alright but Ты will not like what i tell Ты .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " сказал(-а) the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if Ты want hear еще . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If Ты don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Ты into the middle of Далее week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I сказал(-а) so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me еще LOGIC .

"If Ты fall out of that свинг, качели and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...
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