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posted by samuraibond005

I am Christian, everything сказал(-а) in this Статья is my opinion and my view on this subject, I am not stating this as a fact, simply as a way to share my point of view on сказал(-а) subject.
God created the heavens and the earth and all who dwell in both, except for himself of course. (God сказал(-а) to Moses that he is without beginning and without end.) He created the heavens, heaven is perfect, free of sin, free of pain, a perfect world. Now it is pretty common knowledge that the bible states that all sexual relations must be between a man and a woman, making then homosexuality a sin. (Don't get me wrong,...

In-Indie - Cuphead

posted by Windwakerguy430

Another month, and another series of ten indie games to talk about. This time, we got no stinkers this time. Maybe a few games that could be seen as nothing to grand, but I assure you, all good indie titles, and all worth your time. No We Happy Fews или YIIKs here, ladies and gents. And we’re starting ourselves off with a real treat today, one of the best indie games out there. That’s right, it’s the one and only, Minecraft- Cuphead, yeah. That’s the one I meant

Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned by the Devil, they wager...

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Болталка funny facts

posted by TheRealSexyKate

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Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours a день - Ever hear of a Cat nap?

Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason

Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is

The слон is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two еще then me или you, at least I hope so

The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool

The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night

Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an час as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere

Nobody...

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try not to cry

posted by itachifan1

If Ты stop before Ты reach the end Ты have a very small heart...

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his Друзья that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never сказал(-а) good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I Любовь him very much,

And...

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Symmetry Цитаты

posted by SymmetryHeart

Beauty is our weapon against nature; by it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
-Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the Любовь that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that Любовь which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
-Derek Walcott

Guided only by their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired by the art of mathematics rather than by any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
-E. T. колокол, колокольчик, белл

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Songs That Remind Me of My Family

posted by BB2010

I did a similar Статья in the Дисней spot except in that one I talked about movies. I Любовь Музыка so much and there’s so many songs that remind me of certain people and events so I wanted to talk about the ones involving just my family :)

Mom - Baby Mine from Dumbo

Because of my autism I was different from the other side kids in my classes. I got into trouble a lot and got made fun of a lot but my mom was there for me and she helped me feel better. Dumbo is one of my mom’s Избранное Дисней movies. She played it a lot for us when we were kids and she did the same for her grandkids.

Dad - Jazzman...

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i kissed a...and i liked it right?

posted by MiizLadiDiime

1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!

2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum

3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap

4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy

5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised

6. I kissed a черепаха it and it kissed me back slowly

7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly

8. I kissed a guy and he rejected

9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo

10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it

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The бабочка Project

posted by awesomeblossom1

Эй, guys. Im trying to raise awareness of "The бабочка Project" I didn't come up with it but all my Друзья and I are followers. It's basically a project trying to keep kids from cutting themselves. They cut a бабочка on their wrist. They name it and get attached to it. It keeps them from cutting themselves again because if they do the бабочка will die. But if you're like me and don't cut yourself but still like the idea just draw a бабочка on your wrist with a pen или marker. Let's all work together to stop children from cutting and potentially killing themselves :)

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Respecting the shipper of a ship Ты dislike/hate 101.

posted by egyptprincess7

Well,I thought it was about time this Статья was made. I've seen a lot of people insult others for liking a certain ship. This is NOT something Ты should do. Oh,don't like the ship? Okay! Hate the ship but don't hate the shipper. It's even worse if Ты dare just..hate on the person and their OTP. Leave them alone. They like what they like. How would Ты feel if somebody insulted YOUR Избранное ship? Not happy right. Anyways,I have seen some of this argument like thing in two clubs. The Adventure Time club and the Powerpuff Girls club. I am honestly disappointed at the people who had the nerve...

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клубника fun facts!!!!! :D

posted by happygirl22

Hi! Today i'm going to tell Ты facts about strawberries. I hope Ты find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did Ты know?

There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century by English children who picked the fruit, strung them on трава straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...

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75 еще ways to annoy people

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.

2. Copy their actions and everything they say.

3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.

4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"

5. In a communal душ или душ house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering,...

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This is so f*cked up!

posted by ShiningsTar542

A guy was annoyed by his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..

And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and сказал(-а) "will Ты marry me? The ring is inside me"
She сказал(-а) nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and сказал(-а) "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...

But the teddy lived happily in peace.

Oops! Ты just Остаться в живых the game.

Oops! You just lost the game.

Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like colorful Лошади with the ability to speak, run for your life.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

It was a wonderful, and sunny день when a пони with a sniper винтовка was looking at a mare swimming. The пони with the винтовка was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the вверх of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out...

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20 Болталка things to do at the grocery store

posted by Feathershine

1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) Ты украл, палантин that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can Ты tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a Болталка shopping тележка, корзина and push it into a wall, или shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure Ты have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...

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most Популярное hotlines

posted by reb1009

The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

Марихуана Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079

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Things to do at the movies...

posted by iluvsmj

1. When Ты are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five секунды after it's сказал(-а) on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do Ты come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If Ты get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the вверх of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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Things for teens to do during summer

posted by ginny_potter_97

1.    Sell your old stuff at a гараж sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop by and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out by the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...

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Many of My Mottos and Цитаты

posted by spongefan612

Patrick Laughing

I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we Любовь pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get Ты nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an слон balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are Ты callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We украл, палантин a balloon!" ~Patrick...