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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Переместить on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Ты leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Ты embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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Болталка Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down лодка in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other день we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Ты know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once еще at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure by now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Ты can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Присоединиться F.S. Ты must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. чай is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Далее to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Ты even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Ты need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Друзья then run up and sit between them and go...

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The real police academy

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IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

posted by karpach_14

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once Ты find what Ты are looking for, Ты can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling Ты what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Друзья laugh and without hesitation Переместить on to...

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кабина for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am Пение my Избранное song, 21 Оружие by Green день whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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кабина for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 год old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the груша into the side of this мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These Статьи are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
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Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would Ты wanna listen to Музыка from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better Музыка available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...